Definitions by MICHAEL

prairie dogging 

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.

I have to use the restroom so bad that Im prairie dogging it.

prairie dogging by michael November 11, 2003

Spoon 

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Spoon by Michael November 11, 2003

duvet 

A cover, like a pillowcase, to protect and beautify a comforter, often down, because down comforters are expensive, precious, and delicate. A down comforter with a tear, rip, or hole will leak.

After spending $300 on a down comforter, an $80 duvet is a sound investment

duvet by michael November 11, 2003

down 

The ultra soft, ultra warm, non flight feathers found in ducks, geese, and other fowl, used in pillows, comforters, jackets, and other items where warmth and lightness are important. Down is measured in fill power.

Mmm, that's a warm down comforter. I bet you could sleep naked with that!

down by michael November 11, 2003

comforter 

Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.

It was cold last night, so I got out the comforter

comforter by michael November 11, 2003

ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.

Look! Out on the water! Ducks!

ducks by michael November 11, 2003

fill power 

The amount of cubic inches one ounce of down occupies. The warmer the down, and the greater the fill power, the more space it will occupy. A fill power of 700 indicates that one ounce of down feathers will occupy at least 700 cubic inches.

My comforter is rated at 620 fill power. It's only got 18oz of down, and it's really warm!

fill power by michael November 11, 2003