768 definition by ME

a guy who you care a lot about (and who cares about you an equal amount) in which you are in a relationship with. Good ones are very hard to find...
girl - "i care about you a lot."
boy - "i care about you a lot, too. I'm glad we're together."
by me December 22, 2003

Mug icon
Buy a boyfriend mug!
bulge a bulging of the crotch in males where the dick clearly shows from the result of an erection
Look, he has a large tent in his shorts!
by mE November 24, 2003

Mug icon
Buy a tent mug!
slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.
Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.
by me March 24, 2003

Mug icon
Buy a bearded clam mug!
A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.
1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.
by me December 23, 2004

Mug icon
Buy a guitarist mug!
An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.
me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?
by Me November 01, 2003

Mug icon
Buy a divorce mug!
One of the best damn gangster movies of all time
Let watch goodfellas
by me July 24, 2003

Mug icon
Buy a goodfellas mug!
like saying, "geez" or something
Person 1: *steps on person 2's foot*

Person 2: Sheesh, man that hurt!
by me July 17, 2004

Mug icon
Buy a sheesh mug!