ME's definitions

alphabet

the way in which the letters are orginised every letter has its own definition on this site Check it out:a b c d e f g h i j klmnopqrstuvwxyz

let's sing the alphabet song

by me May 13, 2005

F-P-D

Fattty Pimpin Daddy

F-P-D is cool

by me August 3, 2003

Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

by Me April 20, 2005

filch

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

by Me November 6, 2002

scratchmoded

a follow up to faced on a real good insult

Your mom is a whore who gives good bobo to everyone...ooooo faced... scratchmoded

by me May 9, 2004

zombiesour

the essence of pure and uninterrupted beauty, like the meadows of heaven.

i am soooooo hot and have cute sexy eyes

by me March 15, 2004

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003