tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

pXe

A shortened term for pimpcore.

I'm so pXe! Are you? Nah, I'm kidding. I hate pXe.

by Max February 25, 2005

picaco

"Pee-Cock-oo"

Unusually small Mexican genitalia, specifically the penis.

Christy told her friend Rachel that she had fun on her date with Rich Diaz, but that she wouldn't be seeing him again because of his picaco.

by Max March 31, 2003

feash

can mean what ever your looking at, can be something bad or a slag

yo pass me the feash or your such a feash

by max April 17, 2005

russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 17, 2005

sympatico

An expression used by seamen when they visit prostitutes in a port and a prostitute doesn't charge one of them because "she liked it." The lucky stiff then brags, "I had a sympatico" and his friends echo enviously, "He had a sympatico."

See definition.

by Max December 06, 2003

meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 08, 2004