MAx's definitions

fuckmuncher

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.

A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.

by Max May 29, 2003

maxism

the greatest and most overpowering religion. worchip by many known by little. ppl of this religion worship the almighty max creator of all ruler of many. highest life form there is. even though hes short and drinks....cough syrup..oh yeah!!

worship the all overpowering max!!!

by max April 15, 2005

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by max August 9, 2004

tomorrows nobody

A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.

G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!

by Max August 7, 2003

Scat with the Cat

Unpopular original title of Dr. Suess's book Cat in the Hat.

Let's go read Scat with the Cat!

by Max February 25, 2005

Cuddle Buddy

two people who enjoy the affection of one another. In some cases, this may lead to friends with benefits or a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

Friend: dude so did you get some head last night?

Friend2: Dawg, we are just cuddle buddies!

by max May 13, 2005

max hardcore

To have super-rough wierd sex with a girl, in the manner of pornographer extrordinaire, Max Hardcore.

I totally gave that girl the Max Hardcore.

by max December 20, 2004