MAtt's definitions

murple

v. murpled, murpling, murples
1.The action of a left fielder calling off the other imaginary left fielder.
n. murple
2.A moment of extreme ignorance in an otherwise seemingly familiar situation.

As the fly ball was hit to the left fielder, he made a murple catch.

by Matt February 27, 2005

hobonotomus

a man with a penis and a pussy that has a munged woman ,and a man on his ass with a tiger stripd dildo

my what ass friend is hobontomus

by matt August 17, 2003

Decreshendo

When a mans sex organ is hanging low

"Huey has a decreshendo

by Matt November 22, 2003

bumting

Bumting: Something that is attractive or nice to look at.

His chain is bumting

by Matt January 10, 2005

Fegger

a fegger is a dick it is a dangly piece af male tissue which if rubbed goes erect :-)

ah yes a fegger

by matt December 9, 2003

crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard

after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust

by matt November 22, 2003

wonderbread

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)

Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.

by Matt February 24, 2004