by Matt December 18, 2003
=Fatticus Squirrelicus=
A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
by Matt January 28, 2005
by Matt November 28, 2004
Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)
"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"
"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"
by Matt April 25, 2005
rizzi is a fucking queerbag who goes to my school he sux other guys cocks and then brags about it. wat a fag. just the other day he said i sucked 30 cocks today im pimpin. no ur not hobag.
like i said before hes a queerbag and hobag and gets male friends buy sucking their cocks fuckin disgusting.
by matt February 17, 2005