MAtt's definitions

torrington

torrington is the biggest shithole in the world, anyone who shops at walmart or walks around downtown in ripped clothes is a raggy, which is over 70 percent of the population. i am so disgusted that i actually work there.

"did you see that fat dirty lady enter tj maxx?" - kyle

"yeah i see it all the time, the plaza is raggy central." -joe

by matt April 16, 2005

Quaysil

1. Dummy 2. Dog that is stupid
-ing can be added to mean: being stupid
-er can be added to mean: one who is stupid.
ex. Hey quaysil.
ex2. Stop quaysiling!

ex. Hey you quaysil.
ex2. Stop quaysiling!
ex3. Shut up, you quaysiler.

by Matt February 18, 2003

Kinger

Someone who trys with all his/her might to do his and everyone elses work in order to get in the good graces of management.

Kinger is kissing ass again

by matt April 12, 2004

TBS

1) Turner Broadcasting System, a television station notorious for playing re-runs and crappy spin-offs of older TV shows. However, it also owns a large number of other stations, such as Cartoon Network, CNN, and TNT to name a few. They tend to show the same shows on multiple different channels at different times, just in case you missed one or want to watch it again.

2) Taking Back Sunday.

1) Wow, this episode of Law and Order has to be at least 5 years old. And they're playing Family Guy right after it!

2) Best friend means I pulled the trigger.

by Matt March 27, 2005

rainbow kiss

To put different bodily fluids such as semen and a girl's period into a glass (or not) and drink it

Mmm, that rainbow kiss tasted musky!

by Matt August 14, 2003

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

hobonotomus

a man with a penis and a pussy that has a munged woman ,and a man on his ass with a tiger stripd dildo

my what ass friend is hobontomus

by matt August 17, 2003