MAtt's definitions

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Paz Lenchantin

Hot bass player for APC and Zwan. Has a bald fetish.

by matt October 23, 2003

cydoor

Evil spyware program. Regular Kazaa won't run without it. Kazaa Lite will though.

"Dude I finally got rid of Cydoor and now Kazaa won't work! What faggotry!"

by matt October 22, 2003

Fuck tard

An idiot. A moron to the hightest degree of being a moron.

The kid who defined \m/ (><) \m/ is a fucktard

by matt August 11, 2004

organic chemistry

A discipline of chemistry which involved the study of the structure, reactions, compounds, et. al. of organisms and other organic compounds that contain carbon. Often refered to simply as "organic" or "o-chem." Considered by many to be the number one ass-raper on college campuses.

After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.

by Matt October 11, 2005

froglidite

a small frog-like creature, that is a puta, or a lil bitch.

Eric Gudzinas is the original froglidite

by matt April 14, 2004

Gr.I.L.F

Granny id like to fuck ( kevs mom )

Kevs mom is a Grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy - )

Ps... this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :D

by Matt December 6, 2004