strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.
"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."
by Matt August 03, 2004
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Marine Corps

A group of high school dropouts that desperately wants to be like the infantry. Organization and organic weapon systems suited for a shock force only; the marine corps is commonly used as a conventional infantry force and subsequently manages to take more casulties than their infantry counterparts. Marines are too arogant to be called "soldiers" and too stupid to take cover when a fire-fight starts.
When you need a force of unintelligent drones, ready to take an objective by sustaining tremendous casulties, thus depleting the enemies ammunition, send in the marine corps. When you want an objective destroyed by overwhelming firepower, superior tactics, a feat of combined arms mastery, staying power, and the flexability to perform a variety of missions.....send in the Army!!!
by Matt March 28, 2005
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Lavos

The final boss in Chrono Trigger. Looks like a porcupine with a large frontal vagina.
by Matt June 29, 2004
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tweener

A person who is not ugly and not "hott", but in be'tween'.
<@AuroraX0> I'm so f-in ugly.
<@Crimson> Yeah, you kinda are. You're not even a tweener.
by Matt February 10, 2004
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etoile

A person with a shining personality that lights up the room and makes everyone feel warm and happy.
Matt is such an etoile that we invite him to all of our get-togethers.
by Matt March 08, 2005
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ESP

A company that makes guitars and basses. Originally started as a custom guitar shop, they later started mass-producing certain styles. The cheaper, Korean-made models are refered to as ESP LTDs. ESP guitars are mostly custom made, but they still sell a few "base" models. They are mostly used by hard rock and nu metal bands such as Deftones, Cold, Ill Niño, Skinlab, etc.
Their custom made guitars are way too expensive for my tastes, but if you like them, hey, go for it. www.espguitars.com
by Matt August 12, 2004
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hood wax taco

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.
Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.
by matt April 13, 2005
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