salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 09, 2004

fear

fuck
everything
and
run

Another acronym of fear is:
false
evidance
appearing
real

We are lead by a hundred forms of FEAR

by Matt January 23, 2005

Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

nipplets

The very center point of a nipple. The most sensitive region, one that can cause utmost pleasure to a female.

I like to play with Kim's nipplets when I get the chance to.

by Matt August 16, 2003

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004

chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.

Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.

by Matt April 28, 2004

Big Lebowski

Actually the title refers to the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski, not The Dude.

We want the deadbeat Lebowski.

by matt August 29, 2005