MAtt's definitions

Kershnoppel

To humiliate utterly.

Matt Kershnoppeled Amer.

by Matt December 12, 2003

rowned

An word carrying the meaning "royally owned." Normally used after one repeatedly "rapes" an opponent at an online video game.

damn dude i "rowned" you with that headshot!

by Matt February 24, 2004

broken pipe

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.

oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Mount Vernon

A waste of space. It's Yonkers gone to Hell.

The Home of the Brave beats Money Earnin' Mount Vernon any day.

by Matt November 4, 2004

jerk bag

A word used to describe one that is a bag of jerks.

Man, Zack is one hellava jerk bag!

by Matt June 19, 2003

snode

a small dick head

everyone laughed at james's snode

by Matt April 11, 2003

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003