MAtt's definitions

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005

Frickitard

And early form of fucktard, used when one does not wish to swear.

That 6th grader is such a frickitard; he screams everything in a high pitch screech!

by Matt March 12, 2004

frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.

Laura is a big frat mattress.

by Matt December 7, 2004

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

crx

Japanese hatchback driven by Lebanese-Australian gentlemen in the western regions of Sydney. Kilowatt and/or subwoofa enhanced models generally referred to as full sick.

Maate, that CRX is full sick

by Matt December 18, 2003

diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy

Bob has s**t his nappy again

by Matt March 4, 2005

knuckle dragger

Reminiscent of the hunched over cave man, with his arms to the ground. An insult used against those of extremely low intelligence, or general stupidity.

Also see low brow

Bubba is such a knuckle dragger.

by Matt September 29, 2004