A French gangster that wears a Lacoste cap, usually tight jeans or sweatpants; commonly mistaken for a fag, but often more dangerous than any gangsta you'll find in the States.
by Max April 16, 2006
At the party I gots real high and pulled a shakeif .I ran all around the living room screaming "SHAAAAKEIF!!! SAAAAAKEIF!!!!" It was killer
by Max April 10, 2003
An act of a sexual nature usually performed after a steller date, involving the male punching the female in the face and proceding to deficate in her face just as she regains consciousness.
by Max February 22, 2005
by max September 17, 2004
A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef
by Max October 23, 2003