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pucci

adj.-a man in a relationship who lets the woman take complete control
nasser would b the most pucci kid in our grade if he could get a girlfriend
by max November 13, 2003
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chubby chunks

fat....not only fat tho...
OBESESE with HUGE thighs and GIANT knees on tiny FEET.
hey chubby chunks...lay off da snickers...(whisper to yourself) you stupid fat ass
by max December 4, 2004
mugGet the chubby chunksmug.

max hardcore

To have super-rough wierd sex with a girl, in the manner of pornographer extrordinaire, Max Hardcore.
I totally gave that girl the Max Hardcore.
by max December 20, 2004
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tomorrows nobody

A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.
G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!
by Max August 7, 2003
mugGet the tomorrows nobodymug.

Scat with the Cat

Unpopular original title of Dr. Suess's book Cat in the Hat.
Let's go read Scat with the Cat!
by Max February 25, 2005
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maximus

A product used for penis enlargement.
I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack
by max March 29, 2004
mugGet the maximusmug.

autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.
"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."
by Max February 25, 2005
mugGet the autophilemug.

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