MAX's definitions

Seraph

A melancholy Angelic Being known for massive slaughter and amusement. Wields a legendary Zweihander named 'The Hand of Lord Aaron'. Excellent lover.

Seraph is t3|-| |_33Yz()12!!1111!

by Max August 12, 2003

wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

by Max May 11, 2004

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

PezMullet

PezMullet = Homme extraordinaire ayant l'avantage d'avoir deux phallus.

Cet homme a su faire plaisir à deux femmes en même temps, il est un vrai PezMullet

by Max December 6, 2003

Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!

"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"

by max January 14, 2004

racaille

A French gangster that wears a Lacoste cap, usually tight jeans or sweatpants; commonly mistaken for a fag, but often more dangerous than any gangsta you'll find in the States.

Holy fuck, man, that racaille just jacked all my shit and threatened 2 fuckin stab me!

by Max April 16, 2006

nightcap

An act of a sexual nature usually performed after a steller date, involving the male punching the female in the face and proceding to deficate in her face just as she regains consciousness.

i gave her the wettest nightcap ever!

by Max February 22, 2005