Definitions by MAX

grannyman 

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.

grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!

grannyman by max April 19, 2004

email 

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

email by Max April 11, 2004

34 1/2 

giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

34 1/2 by max April 7, 2004

cornbread 

your ass's virginity

If you go to jail, you will most likely lose your cornbread

cornbread by max April 7, 2004

maximus 

A product used for penis enlargement.

I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack

maximus by max March 29, 2004

big feet 

it means big shoes

i have small big feet

big feet by max March 23, 2004

smelly butt 

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

smelly butt by max March 23, 2004