Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003

fangita

Vagina

I want to lick you vagina, (Fangita)

by Matty August 10, 2003

your muma

a great comeback insult when arguing with someone

who stole my last beer? your muma

by Matty September 23, 2003

ftmch

The name of an anti-angel who is so unlucky it is unlikely that someone will say his name so that he can reap their soul.

There are no examples. This is why it is such an unlucky name.

by Matty November 10, 2003

flip n fuck

(Noun) Dormroom-style foamy cushion chair that flips out into a bed.

Kyle and I couldn't find an empty bed, luckily there was an unused "flip n fuck" upstairs.

by matty January 19, 2004

melty

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

by Matty March 02, 2004

LCD

Lowest Common Denominator, acronym; for the masses and lower working class

Jesus, they are all watching I'm A Celebrity...Get Me out of Here. Tut tut, how LCD; Nice Burberry/tracksuit... snigger, LCD prick

by Matty November 29, 2004