satan

The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.
Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.
by Matthew October 09, 2003
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jlf

Acronym for "Just Lo Fi" of a band/team of loosely affilated writers whose works can be found at www.justlofi.com. Used to refer in passing or as a verb to refer to the website.
"JLF yourself!" or "Did you see the JLF show?"
by matthew September 27, 2004
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makaio

means matthew in hawaian
personnal name
by matthew December 26, 2003
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kerplinkerdinker

Any amazing technique whose name you can't pronounce easily; an astounding skill or ability that someone has.

Derives from the English-language dub of the anime "Rurouni Kenshin", in which Lynn Fischer was prone to (understandably) flubbing the pronunciation of Kenshin's sword techniques.
Then he dove at his enemy, and unleashed the....kerplinkerdinker!
by Matthew May 10, 2004
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CruddyBuddy

A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.
Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.
by Matthew May 13, 2005
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zip

1. To have sex or to perform sexual acts with someone. To have Zip
Probably because of the noise made before this act!
2. Can be said when someone has said something that can sound rude but isnt meant to be!
1. I'm gonna give her zip tonight!
2. I can't wait to see Andrew tonight *ZIP*
by Matthew February 15, 2004
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ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.
That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!
by Matthew January 30, 2004
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