MATTHEW's definitions

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Spit Trail

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.

When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Floor Sub

A sub sandwich that was dropped on the floor while the customer wasn't lookin and still given to him to eat.

Dude, Scott's eating that nasty ass floor sub, should we tell him.... NO!

by Matthew March 26, 2005

slothover

the aftermath of a massive sugar or caffeine rush. signs include headache, rapid blured memory, slow reflexes and movement

"I drank too much root beer and woke up with a slothover"

by matthew May 13, 2005

Deliver us from Eva

I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.

Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.

by Matthew July 15, 2003

Bott

A fat man, he looks 28 and Is a Chode, loves the cock aswell, especially when it's in his arse.

Bott likes the cock

by Matthew November 26, 2003

angry dad

a father that angers easily

Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?

Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

by Matthew December 23, 2003