Definitions by MATTHEW

ball milk 

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

ball milk by Matthew January 20, 2004

Dude Hammer 

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

Dude Hammer by Matthew January 20, 2004

Crotchfire 

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

Crotchfire by Matthew January 20, 2004

Spit Trail 

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.

When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.

Spit Trail by Matthew January 20, 2004

dude trumpet 

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet

dude trumpet by Matthew January 20, 2004

Feinstein 

Narcisistic nanometric nipple narfing wee-man.

Shibby, that squirrel totally SARSed Feinstein's room.

Feinstein by Matthew January 7, 2004

muff dive 

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

muff dive by matthew December 31, 2003