MATT's definitions

douche bag

A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

by Matt April 27, 2003

cockmo

a Straight man, who has a homosexual penis

"Jenny really wants to fuck you, too bad you're a cockmo."

by Matt May 5, 2004

Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

by Matt May 14, 2004

family guy

A horrible show that has no depth or character development what-so-ever. Most of the jokes are completely irrelevant as pointed out clearly in South Park (Cartoon Wars episode.) This show gets extremely annoying very quickly.

Kid 1: OMGZ I AM TEH COOLZ FAMILY GUY ROCKZ!
Kid 2: You really want attention don't you?

by matt June 18, 2006

Neo-Conservative

American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.

Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.

I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.

by Matt April 25, 2005

fayjet

Pointless variation of the all ready widley used term faggot used primarily in Westchester of Los Angeles, California.

Poindexter: Don't be such a fayjet ROFLMAO!!1
Other poindexter: like stfu f4gg0rt i can pwn u in cs anyday

by Matt November 13, 2004

politics

The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.

See Republican vs. Democrat.

by Matt June 25, 2004