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Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.
by Matt December 5, 2003
 Get the Mope Cockmug.
Get the Mope Cockmug. by Matt December 30, 2003
 Get the scooter wardmug.
Get the scooter wardmug. Drink A Forty
Can be used by youngin's while discussing their business on the phone infront of parents.
Can be used by youngin's while discussing their business on the phone infront of parents.
by matt November 22, 2003
 Get the DAFmug.
Get the DAFmug. 1) A belief, usually religious
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.
Creed fan #1: Oh my God! Creed is sooooo good!
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?
by Matt March 23, 2004
 Get the Creedmug.
Get the Creedmug. by Matt August 24, 2004
 Get the morgymug.
Get the morgymug. by matt January 9, 2005
 Get the 1994mug.
Get the 1994mug. 1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....
by matt March 31, 2004
 Get the Slowcalamug.
Get the Slowcalamug.