MATT's definitions

calamazoo

Awkard, uncomfortable.

"Aren't you the loser who fell down the stairs yesterday?"
"Calamazoo"

by matt June 25, 2004

irish coffee

A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.

Iced Irish Coffee

2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk

Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.

Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.

Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.

Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.

Can serve 2

Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!

by Matt October 1, 2005

money shot

To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye

I was screwing her, then i pulled out and gave her a money shot all over her face!

by Matt August 14, 2003

Chaunse

Basically a kid who sucks ass and at life. It originated from the kids of EP High School and Chaska High School.

Kiel Hockett is one big chaunse.

by Matt April 19, 2005

elephant trunk

A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.

Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.

by Matt June 17, 2004

Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.

i went into the room and an assailance took place.

by Matt December 16, 2004

Mope

A person of any race or culture that is: presenting themselves as uneducated (either by mannerisms or the clothing they are wearing). Plural = Mopes Mopes usually are up to no good and may have an extensive criminal record and a limited vocabulary.

See Thungs

by Matt March 3, 2004