MATT's definitions

tanner

a tanner is some person who stands on the street corners and openly asks to suck your cock, they are normally women but some can be transvestites or homosexuals as well, there for the word tanner can also be another word for fag, or cocksucker

wow man that fag is suck a tanner

by Matt September 8, 2006

Hesher

Me.

I am a hesher.

I love being a hesher.

I will never stop being one.

Me. Metal Rules. Fuck you.

by Matt January 14, 2005

funky mcbuttnugget

(noun) using the bad, wierd, nasty sense of the word funky, this phrase desribes the buttnugget or sphere-like fecal discharge from an individual with a McButt or large, celluloid gluteus maximus

When Chris finished cleaning the toliets at McDonalds he smelled like a funky mcButtnugget

by Matt March 15, 2005

Los Angeles Dodgers

A baseball team originally from Brooklyn, relocated midcentury to Los Angeles. Also, the arch enemy of the San Francisco Giants.

Man, those friggin dodgers fans always start fights at the game!

by matt October 5, 2003

bar rat

A person that goes to a bar 5 to 7 times per week yet is not an alcoholic. Also hardly ever works 40 hrs / week yet complains of never having money and goes to counseling for depression, mainly caused by lack of money.

That bar rat only worked 10 hours this week, had to miss a half day of work for counseling, has creditors calling everyday, yet is going to party at the bar tonight... WTF!

by Matt May 1, 2004

XO

XO and cute and cuddly way of showing affection through and hug and a kiss.
Used to refer anything that is cute and cuddly in any nature.

That teddy bear is soooo XO
That cute boy Boon is sooooooooooo XO

by Matt March 2, 2005

hooma

hoochie momma,a ho that just dont stop.

self explanatory don't need an example.

by Matt May 13, 2005