Girls

In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
When does this hellacious ride end!?
by Matt February 27, 2005
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gay and lying

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.
Limp Bizkit is gay and lying.

This thread is gay and lying.

Chris is gay and lying.
by matt August 17, 2006
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wass

Slang for "wack ass" To be used when ass is inapporpiate (in school) or insufficent. Other forms include fass "fat ass" or drass "drunk ass." Can be used in combination
"Dude, you are such a wass."

"That wass-fass just ate a whole pizza."
by Matt November 30, 2004
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Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004
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buttdart

by MAtt May 25, 2003
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Adult Alternative

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.
Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.
by Matt April 30, 2005
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Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.
1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds
by matt November 30, 2003
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