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hoo hoos

off dude wheres my car,they're tits
dude,you just touched kristy boner's hoo hoos
by matt November 11, 2003
mugGet the hoo hoosmug.

QB

The borough of Queens in the city of New York. (Also BkB, for Brooklyn, the BX for the Bronx.)
Shoutin out from the QB.
by matt August 24, 2003
mugGet the QBmug.

fallace

a device used by women to pleasure themselves
adam: "my fallace is stuck in my ass greg"
greg: "dude should if i stick my dick in your ass, will that help?"
by matt May 13, 2005
mugGet the fallacemug.

The Great Gatsby

One of the greatest pieces of literature of all time. A timeless classic that tells the story of a man, James Gatz, who has an undying dream, a desire for a love that he will never have. Written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, this book is said to be a parallel of his life.
"Gatsby believed in the green light. The orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but it's no matter. For tomorrow we will run faster, reach our arms out farther. Then on one fine day, so we beat on, boats against the current, we are borne back into the past"- A closing line in the masterpiece novel, The Great Gatsby.
by Matt April 25, 2005
mugGet the The Great Gatsbymug.

Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.
"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?
by Matt September 25, 2007
mugGet the Sneaky White Legalesemug.

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance
The sock badger has been at my socks again.
by Matt February 27, 2005
mugGet the sock badgermug.

Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.
I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.
by Matt October 20, 2003
mugGet the Sleeping Beautymug.

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