MATT's definitions
by Matt September 30, 2003

to have haw7 internet secks with pplz online. must be used with the 0 as the "o" in it otherwise you are not 1337 and j00 are teh n00bz.
by Matt November 15, 2004

jack ass tha steals your date at a dance goes out with her and treats her like shit, and acts liek he gets laid when he can only get action from his hand
screw u bo.
by matt December 27, 2003

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=
A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
by Matt January 28, 2005

Shoutin out the BK-B.
by matt August 24, 2003

town on the trans canada highway north of hope, recently experienced a fire which destroyed their store,post office, and museum, only one building burnt down, formerly a population of 60, now less, all visible remements are a sign spraypainted on the side of the highway pointing to "spuzzum indian reservation"
by matt June 12, 2004
