What you should do lots of when you're prank phone calling someone. I like to do it while pranking Matt&Renee.
Mike: "Hello, you have won a PS2"
Matt: "Sweet! Renee I won a PS2!"
Mike: "J-j-j-j-j J-j-j-just k-k-k-kid-d-d-ding. F-f-f-f-fag."
Matt: "Sweet! Renee I won a PS2!"
Mike: "J-j-j-j-j J-j-j-just k-k-k-kid-d-d-ding. F-f-f-f-fag."
by M Dogg March 25, 2005

A machine where the kinetic energy of matter is converted to mechanical power by the impulse or reaction of the matter with a series of buckets, paddles, or blades located around the circumference of a wheel or cylinder...... Also, Pianos and Organs are the same shit.
"I'm sorry, I'm sick of nobody knowing anything. I am the turbine know-it-all because I have my building operator ticket & watch a hot water heater all day." - The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler
by M Dogg August 17, 2006

Bill O'Reilly and many other ignorant news people are the real terrorists. Honestly, what brings more anxiety and "terror" to your day to day life? A few thousand Americans murdered by scum bag extremists? Or the people that remind you that you could be next, every day of your life. They try to scare you into beleaving that civilization is about to end because 2 men want to get married? Or because some lame school stopped singing christmas songs. Who cares? Apparently Bill O'Reilly does.
After a weekend binge of I.V. drug use and random sex with unhealthy smelling hookers, I contracted every disease known to man. Meh, it could be worse, I could be Bill O'Reilly. ROFLMAO @ Bill O'Reilly.
by M Dogg August 16, 2006

To expel air and bitumen from the lungs suddenly and noisily, often to keep the respiratory passages free of irritating material.
Tammy: Oorf! Horf! Aorfff!
Roddy: Is she dieing?
Abe: No, that's just the Fort Mac Hack.
Tammy: My breath registers at 87 octane.
Roddy: Is she dieing?
Abe: No, that's just the Fort Mac Hack.
Tammy: My breath registers at 87 octane.
by M DOGG July 29, 2005

Eddie = E.D. = Erectile Dysfunction
Vedder = Small Balls
To be called Eddie Vedder is to be called "Man with Erectile Dysfunction that has small balls."
Vedder = Small Balls
To be called Eddie Vedder is to be called "Man with Erectile Dysfunction that has small balls."
*************AT LEVI'S HOUSE********************
Prostitute: LOL!!! You have E.D. and Small Balls.
Levi: I may be an Eddie Vedder, but I also have $60, and you have a coke habit. So to quote 50 Cent, "Clothes Off - Face Down - Ass Up."
Prostitute: LOL!!! You have E.D. and Small Balls.
Levi: I may be an Eddie Vedder, but I also have $60, and you have a coke habit. So to quote 50 Cent, "Clothes Off - Face Down - Ass Up."
by M Dogg August 18, 2006

When the ass cheeks hang out the back of a females shorts. Where the butt cheek meets the leg. Closely related to ba-donka-donk
by M Dogg September 08, 2004

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
by M Dogg March 25, 2005
