152 definitions by M

fuckwittage

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

by M December 5, 2004

Hott

Sexually attractive, see hot.

Damn! He's hott!

by M December 8, 2003

USD

The best universtiy in south dakota.....and why..it is the unviserty of SEX AND DRUGS! AND HOW!

I got laid and high at USD last week!

by M October 28, 2003

like

a) A substitute for "said", before a quote.

b) About; approximately

c) Nonsense word; a space holder

a) And he was like, "We should go out sometime," and she was like, "Uh...in your dreams," and he was like, "Bitch."

b) He was like, 30 years old.

c) So, like, where should we, like, go?

by M November 23, 2003

baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"

Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

by M February 4, 2005

HoYay!

Homoerotic vibes between two supposedly heterosexual men.

OMG are you feeling the HoYay! love between Ian Thorpe and Pieter van den Hoogenband? They are so slashy.

by M March 19, 2005

liberachecrotchy

a bejeweled cooter, prieee piercings

Damn, did you see Suzi's twat? It's covered in pretty piercings!

by M November 15, 2004