The dumbassity of the shopkeep was overwhelming.
by Lynn January 02, 2005
Sex with an obese person.
by lynn September 15, 2004
a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.
"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
by Lynn January 22, 2005
a person who shows chronic signs of retardation. This person might also be considered an idiot, or a jackass.
Person 1- I want to live in Florida or California
Person 2- Oh really, why
Person 1-because they are right next to each other
peroson 2-ummm... no they aren't you offy
Person 2- Oh really, why
Person 1-because they are right next to each other
peroson 2-ummm... no they aren't you offy
by Lynn November 14, 2003
a lifestyle practiced ususally by hardcore kids. Fundamentals of Edgeism include the omission of promiscuous sex, drugs, alcohol, and often the omission of eating animals.
by Lynn November 08, 2004
yeah...grimmy von stiffwich over there is buzzkilling my evening.
...the stiffwiches up in accounting want cover sheets on all of the TPS reports.
...the stiffwiches up in accounting want cover sheets on all of the TPS reports.
by Lynn January 23, 2004
by lynn February 12, 2008