Lynn's definitions

offy

a person who shows chronic signs of retardation. This person might also be considered an idiot, or a jackass.

Person 1- I want to live in Florida or California
Person 2- Oh really, why
Person 1-because they are right next to each other
peroson 2-ummm... no they aren't you offy

by Lynn November 14, 2003

straightedgeism

a lifestyle practiced ususally by hardcore kids. Fundamentals of Edgeism include the omission of promiscuous sex, drugs, alcohol, and often the omission of eating animals.

She practiced Straightedgeism for the duration of her life.

by Lynn November 8, 2004

Coat

One of the coolest usernames ever. Coat is hardcore and awesome. Can be found on Gaia Online.

Dag, Coat is the shiz.

by Lynn January 24, 2005

nid

A human, a term coined by the creatress of the universe

Nids can't think straight at all, having conflicting thoughts come from both sides at once.

by Lynn May 23, 2004

my girl

1.shorter way of saying girlfriend
2.a girl best friend

1. Boy: I love my girl.
2. Thats my girl.

by Lynn May 13, 2005

crib lizard

a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.

"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."

"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."

by Lynn January 22, 2005

are you new

asked by a person to another who doesn't seem to know what is being talked about or said. Does not know term. also meaning, Where have you been?

Tracy: I just got that hotty's digits
Sandra: What are digits?
Tracy: "are you new?"

by Lynn March 11, 2004