LudwigVan's definitions

horse

A person with a large mouth and large teeth.

Dale Gribble looked at the picture of Julia Roberts and said, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course".

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

smarcastic

A combination of smartass and sarcastic.

Don't be so smarcastic.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

conlang

Short for "constructed language". A language that does not occur by natural process and is not a normal product of a national culture, but is invented either for personal/private use, fiction (Klingon, Tolkien's Quenya), international communication (Esperanto), political reasons, or as an experiment.

Esperanto, a conlang designed for simple communication between differing language groups, especially European, has millions of speakers, though its exact number is uncertain.

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

silver foot

What members of the Bush family are born with. Often found in owner's mouth.

"Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth!"
-- Ann Richards (later Texas Governor), 1988 Democratic National Convention

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

chinga tu madre

Spanish for "fuck your mother".

¡Chinga tú madre, puto!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003