LudwigVan's definitions

sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

bushwhack

1) To assault someone unexpectedly.
2) What happens to you when you lose your job and some of your Constitutional freedoms thanks to a decision of the Bush Administration and the GOP-led Congress and Supreme Court.

Lost my job today cuz they're outsourcing, and I got arrested for being a Democrat. I'm on welfare now. Aw shit! no more welfare, they cut me off on that too.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

roargasm

A very powerful sexual climax causing one to scream loudly.

Wow, ever since she's been taking Wellbutrin, she's having multiple roargasms every night.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Everyone is Different

A euphemism for "you're a nut for disagreeing with me".

You don't like FOX News? Well, everyone is different.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

funk

1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.

1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

pipe weed

An unidentified smoking herb in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. An obvious reference to tobacco, or maybe marijuana.

Gandalf: I brought a sack of pipe weed.
Frodo: Cool, let's all get high!

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

inslut

1) A combination typo-Freudian slip.
2) Where young men love to be.

This definition will probably be deleted.

by LudwigVan January 4, 2004