LudwigVan's definitions

Texass

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.

My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

chipotle

A dried, smoked ripe (red) jalapeño pepper. From Nahuatl xipotli.

Ever had chicken enchiladas with chipotle sauce?

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

Everyone is Different

A euphemism for "you're a nut for disagreeing with me".

You don't like FOX News? Well, everyone is different.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

funk

1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.

1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

roargasm

A very powerful sexual climax causing one to scream loudly.

Wow, ever since she's been taking Wellbutrin, she's having multiple roargasms every night.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

nbc

Now that Friends will soon be gone, it will be hereafter known as The Law & Order Network.

It's Sunday, so L&O will be on three times tonight after Dateline.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

serbo-croatian

The common language of several former Yugoslavian republics: Serbia, Croatia and Bosnia. But don't tell a Serb, Croat or Bosnian that. ;)

Dr. Kovaæ speaks Serbo-Croatian and English.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003