LudwigVan's definitions

Wahhabi

A religious puritan or fundamentalist. The Islamic counterpart of a Christian Reconstructionist.

Named after Muhammad 'Abd ulWahhab, who sought to 'purify' Islam of all intellectual, philosophical and cultural elements he considered bid'ah (innovation); he promoted a literalist interpretation of the Qur'an and the Sunnah while rejecting the traditional schools of Sharia (jurisprudence). He also considered Shi'as and Sufis to be apostates.

by LudwigVan July 29, 2004

311

The non-emergency counterpart of 911.

I think we're lost, call 311.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

haunted

The state a restroom/lavatory/toilet is in for a period of time (depending on ventilation), after someone has defecated within.

-- I gotta pee BAD dude.
-- Don't go in the bathroom, it's haunted.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Boombonics

The speech of Boomhauer of King of the Hill, which is rapid and intelligible (except to residents of Arlen, Texas). The word groups "dang ol'" and "yeah man" are very common. From Boomhauer + Ebonics.

They must all speak Boombonics in Lufkin.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

cagada

Spanish for "shit", "dookie", "poop"; literally the past participle of cagar, "to shit, defecate".

¡Es la cagada! "It's the shit!"

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

chit

1) A small note on a piece of paper indicating a debt owned, an I.O.U. From Hindi chitthi. 2) Spanish (esp. Mexican) parroting of "shit".

I've got twenty dollars of chits for the work I did last week.

by LudwigVan November 14, 2003

madre

Normally, Spanish for "mother".

However, in Mexico and in Mexican-American communities, the word mama is much preferred, even in formal usage, because madre is now almost exclusively used in an insulting manner.

No dice madre; dice mamá. No quieres insultar mi mamá, ¿no?

by LudwigVan April 10, 2005