LudwigVan's definitions

howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

Sudan

A country in northeast Africa centered in the upper Nile (where the White and Blue Nile merge), capital is Khartoum. It has endured a long civil war between the Arabs of the north and the Black Africans of the south and west, which has resulted in genocide, rape, slavery and other atrocities. The name is Arabic for 'black people'.

Sudan is the Mississippi of the Middle East.

by LudwigVan August 23, 2004

moderate

(noun) A political orientation, also known as centrist, that seeks a middle road between liberal and conservative, a balanced political outlook. True moderates take varying positions on matters based on independence of thought, though many false moderates are merely timid conservatives or liberals.

A typical moderate takes more liberal stances on civil-liberties issues such as gay rights, abortion, immigration and diversity, and separation of church and state, as well as an active promotion of social causes by the government. Yet, he seeks to do so in more fiscally conservative ways, relying less on taxation and regulation and more on private initiative.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Ohio

The Florida of the 2004 Presidential Elections.

Florida had dimpled chads; Ohio has provisional ballots.

by LudwigVan November 3, 2004

buck six

A version of the fart game. When someone passes gas, say "buck six" before he says "no slugs", and you get to hit him hard on the arm.

Buck six!! *WHAM*

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

genius

1) A person of exceptional intellect and creativity. 2) A person with an IQ score of at least 140. 3) A special talent or skill, or someone with such an ability. 4) In Roman mythology, a spiritual being or tutelary deity that can have a strong influence over others, much like the jinni in Islamic folklore.

Maybe George W. Bush is secretly a genius, but he's only pretending to be an idiot.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Hindustani

1) Of or pertaining to India, Pakistan and Bangladesh; see Desi. 2) Hindi and Urdu, when taken as a single language.

Were it not for Hindustani culture, British cuisine would be much less interesting.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003