LudwigVan's definitions

shih tzu

A breed of lap dog, originating in Tibet, with long, thick fur, short legs and nose, and curly tail.

How far she has gone, from the loud company of four sons, to the lonely bark of the shih tzu that remains the old woman's companion.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Texass

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.

My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Scrabbleship

A game played once by the Simpsons, which is a mix of Battleship and Scrabble, using a Scrabble board and both Scrabble letter tiles and Battleship pieces.

You sunk my Scrabbleship!

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

starbucks

The future rulers of Ethiopia, Kenya and the two or three poorest Arab countries.

"There is now a Starbucks in my pants." -- George Carlin

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

koose

Offensive slang for vagina. From Arabic.

Koos 'ummak! ("Your mother's cunt", a common Arabic-language insult.)

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

gooz

Persian for "a fart", especially a loud one.

You try to hold it in all day, then you let out a massive gooz in your sleep.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003