LudwigVan's definitions

Anthrax

A not-so-friendly nickname for Ann Coulter.

Oh God, there goes Anthrax worshipping McCarthy and spewing xenophobia again.

by LudwigVan July 29, 2004

sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

pipe weed

An unidentified smoking herb in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. An obvious reference to tobacco, or maybe marijuana.

Gandalf: I brought a sack of pipe weed.
Frodo: Cool, let's all get high!

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

bushwhack

1) To assault someone unexpectedly.
2) What happens to you when you lose your job and some of your Constitutional freedoms thanks to a decision of the Bush Administration and the GOP-led Congress and Supreme Court.

Lost my job today cuz they're outsourcing, and I got arrested for being a Democrat. I'm on welfare now. Aw shit! no more welfare, they cut me off on that too.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

beaut

Aussie slang for beauty, something or someone beautiful.

Oi mate, that sheila's a beaut! Is she single?

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

level 5 vegan

A vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

From the Simpsons.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

nbc

Now that Friends will soon be gone, it will be hereafter known as The Law & Order Network.

It's Sunday, so L&O will be on three times tonight after Dateline.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004