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Wahhabi

A religious puritan or fundamentalist. The Islamic counterpart of a Christian Reconstructionist.
Named after Muhammad 'Abd ulWahhab, who sought to 'purify' Islam of all intellectual, philosophical and cultural elements he considered bid'ah (innovation); he promoted a literalist interpretation of the Qur'an and the Sunnah while rejecting the traditional schools of Sharia (jurisprudence). He also considered Shi'as and Sufis to be apostates.
by LudwigVan July 29, 2004
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you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.
When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
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conlang

Short for "constructed language". A language that does not occur by natural process and is not a normal product of a national culture, but is invented either for personal/private use, fiction (Klingon, Tolkien's Quenya), international communication (Esperanto), political reasons, or as an experiment.
Esperanto, a conlang designed for simple communication between differing language groups, especially European, has millions of speakers, though its exact number is uncertain.
by LudwigVan February 22, 2004
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01er

Someone who always tries to oneup someone. Taken from the American game show The Price Is Right and the practice of bidding exactly one dollar higher than a previous bidder.
I get a hot new Mustang, and he gets one just like mine except it's a convertible. Why does he have to be such a 01er?
by LudwigVan October 1, 2004
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smarcastic

Don't be so smarcastic.
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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America's Team

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.
I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.
by LudwigVan December 7, 2003
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inslut

1) A combination typo-Freudian slip.
2) Where young men love to be.
by LudwigVan January 4, 2004
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