LudwigVan's definitions

Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

haunted

The state a restroom/lavatory/toilet is in for a period of time (depending on ventilation), after someone has defecated within.

-- I gotta pee BAD dude.
-- Don't go in the bathroom, it's haunted.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

pu pu platter

An assortment of Chinese appetizers like egg rolls, fried wontons, tempura shrimp, skewered teriyaki steak, etc.

A pu pu platter is not what you think.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Fuhgeddaboutistan

A briefly-used moniker for New York City, USA, used around the time of the invasion of Taliban-run Afghanistan after 11 September 2001.

From "fuhgeddaboutit", meaning "no worries, mate", and "-istan", the ending for a certain Muslim states in Asia.

by LudwigVan February 11, 2004

pareve

In Jewish dietary laws (see kosher), a food that contains neither meat nor dairy products, so it can be eaten with either meat or milk.

Mayonnaise is pareve, butter is not pareve, but milchig.

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

uùúûü

A probable Russian, Greek or Hebrew word appearing in a chatroom, if you don't have your font/language set correctly.

áéïðñ uùúûü åæðþñê 1337 ìçäëä?

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003