01er

Someone who always tries to oneup someone. Taken from the American game show The Price Is Right and the practice of bidding exactly one dollar higher than a previous bidder.

I get a hot new Mustang, and he gets one just like mine except it's a convertible. Why does he have to be such a 01er?

by LudwigVan October 01, 2004

you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

inslut

1) A combination typo-Freudian slip.
2) Where young men love to be.

This definition will probably be deleted.

by LudwigVan January 04, 2004

silver foot

What members of the Bush family are born with. Often found in owner's mouth.

"Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth!"
-- Ann Richards (later Texas Governor), 1988 Democratic National Convention

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

America's Team

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.

I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.

by LudwigVan December 07, 2003

smarcastic

A combination of smartass and sarcastic.

Don't be so smarcastic.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Bull O'Really

A nickname for Bill O'Reilly.

Hey, guess what, Michael Moore is on the O'Really Factor tonight. Bull is gonna get pwned.

by LudwigVan July 29, 2004