Loxastic's definitions

identidyke

A lesbian who dresses, talks, and has the same mannerisms as her significant other, or other indentidyke counterpart. Together they make a pigeon pair of ‘identidykes’, right down to their matching wallet chains.

Bloke 1: Hey look, there’s Robyn!
Bloke 2: Nah mate, that’s Tamara, they’re identidykes

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

snorganic

Boring chit chat relating to the consumption, growing, selling or otherwise dealings with organic produce and associated sanctimonious attitudes.

That hipster cunt is totally snorganic, talking all that smack about delicious fast food

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

Scunge

The secondhand tobacco, obtained by the act of sniping, which can be used to roll a whole cigarette AKA a scungie.

Hey Damo, give us ya fucken lighter so I can roll us a scungie out of all this scunge ya cunt.

by Loxastic September 3, 2021

feigntastic

When one pretends to be in awe of something, but in actual fact they think it’s complete shit.

Mimi: How did you react when Dad told you he got engaged to Missy?
Elly: Fucken feigntastic!

by Loxastic April 25, 2020

Gransturbation

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.

Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.

by Loxastic April 17, 2020

Hornbox

Any female, prone to getting a wet pussy at the drop of a hat.

That Shazza is a total hornbox, you can almost see her pussy drippin.

by Loxastic April 18, 2020

Pinwater

A stream of high pressure water from a shower rose.

Dazza: How’s the hotel shower love.
Shazza: Fuck me Dazza, it’s fucken pinwater bro.

by Loxastic April 17, 2020