Scunge

The secondhand tobacco, obtained by the act of sniping, which can be used to roll a whole cigarette AKA a scungie.

Hey Damo, give us ya fucken lighter so I can roll us a scungie out of all this scunge ya cunt.

by Loxastic September 03, 2021

isomarathon

A continuous period, spent in self-imposed or mandated isolation, after the onset of a pandemic, exceeding two calendar weeks.

Lox: Hey Rhys, once you get back to Soufa Straya do you have to self-isolate for a bit, since you were in Germany?
Rhys: Nah mate, it’s way worse than that. I gotta do a fucken isomarathon. Two weeks in Melbourne then two weeks in Adelaide, back to back!
Lox: That’s some fucken bullshit!!!

by Loxastic May 05, 2020

Clitterlitter

That residue of dried pussy juice left on the knickers of a hornbox. Not to be confused with clitty-litter.

I thought my missus had cum leakin outta her minge into her knickers but it just turned to be a bit of clitterlitter

by Loxastic April 18, 2020

isobabies

Children, conceived during periods of forced isolation or lockdown.

Nine months after day one of isolation, to the day, the maternity wards were teeming with isobabies.

by Loxastic May 15, 2020

Pinwater

A stream of high pressure water from a shower rose.

Dazza: How’s the hotel shower love.
Shazza: Fuck me Dazza, it’s fucken pinwater bro.

by Loxastic April 17, 2020

identidyke

A lesbian who dresses, talks, and has the same mannerisms as her significant other, or other indentidyke counterpart. Together they make a pigeon pair of ‘identidykes’, right down to their matching wallet chains.

Bloke 1: Hey look, there’s Robyn!
Bloke 2: Nah mate, that’s Tamara, they’re identidykes

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

feigntastic

When one pretends to be in awe of something, but in actual fact they think it’s complete shit.

Mimi: How did you react when Dad told you he got engaged to Missy?
Elly: Fucken feigntastic!

by Loxastic April 25, 2020