Loxastic's definitions

identidyke

A lesbian who dresses, talks, and has the same mannerisms as her significant other, or other indentidyke counterpart. Together they make a pigeon pair of ‘identidykes’, right down to their matching wallet chains.

Bloke 1: Hey look, there’s Robyn!
Bloke 2: Nah mate, that’s Tamara, they’re identidykes

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

furspective

The ability to feel, smell, sense and experience life from the unique level and experience of your beloved canine or feline fur-baby

I’m a vegetarian, but watching my dog Edie chewin on that pigs ear for six hours gives me some serious furspective on what it might feel like to dig my teeth into the chewy freeze dried flesh of another living thing. It just seems to make her so happy, and I want to feel that.

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

feigntastic

When one pretends to be in awe of something, but in actual fact they think it’s complete shit.

Mimi: How did you react when Dad told you he got engaged to Missy?
Elly: Fucken feigntastic!

by Loxastic April 25, 2020

a Mick

A lone, sketchy Australian male who drives an old ute around remote regions of the Australian outback, has a gun, carries a big knife and aims to steal all your shit, rape, torture and/or kill you and/or any of your fellow travellers. Analogous to deranged psychopathic xenophobic killer, Mick Taylor, depicted in the Movie Wolf Creek. Mick was, in turn, based on real life killers Bradley Murdoch, Ivan Milat and other, as yet unapprehended killers, still roaming the outback.

Jurgen (Swedish backpacker): Look, Inga, we are saved! That man in the truck is slowing down to help us fix our broken down Kombi.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.

by Loxastic April 25, 2020

isomarathon

A continuous period, spent in self-imposed or mandated isolation, after the onset of a pandemic, exceeding two calendar weeks.

Lox: Hey Rhys, once you get back to Soufa Straya do you have to self-isolate for a bit, since you were in Germany?
Rhys: Nah mate, it’s way worse than that. I gotta do a fucken isomarathon. Two weeks in Melbourne then two weeks in Adelaide, back to back!
Lox: That’s some fucken bullshit!!!

by Loxastic May 4, 2020

isobabies

Children, conceived during periods of forced isolation or lockdown.

Nine months after day one of isolation, to the day, the maternity wards were teeming with isobabies.

by Loxastic May 15, 2020

alcomaggot

Someone who tends to turn into a crazy person after consuming more than their fair share of alcohol.

Matt: What’s with that Cherie chick, one minute we’re all havin a few wines, nekminnit, she’s face first on the concrete
Sarah: Nah mate, she’s just an alcomaggot

by Loxastic May 15, 2020