feigntastic

When one pretends to be in awe of something, but in actual fact they think it’s complete shit.

Mimi: How did you react when Dad told you he got engaged to Missy?
Elly: Fucken feigntastic!

by Loxastic April 25, 2020

isomarathon

A continuous period, spent in self-imposed or mandated isolation, after the onset of a pandemic, exceeding two calendar weeks.

Lox: Hey Rhys, once you get back to Soufa Straya do you have to self-isolate for a bit, since you were in Germany?
Rhys: Nah mate, it’s way worse than that. I gotta do a fucken isomarathon. Two weeks in Melbourne then two weeks in Adelaide, back to back!
Lox: That’s some fucken bullshit!!!

by Loxastic May 4, 2020

identidyke

A lesbian who dresses, talks, and has the same mannerisms as her significant other, or other indentidyke counterpart. Together they make a pigeon pair of ‘identidykes’, right down to their matching wallet chains.

Bloke 1: Hey look, there’s Robyn!
Bloke 2: Nah mate, that’s Tamara, they’re identidykes

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

snorganic

Boring chit chat relating to the consumption, growing, selling or otherwise dealings with organic produce and associated sanctimonious attitudes.

That hipster cunt is totally snorganic, talking all that smack about delicious fast food

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

Scunge

The secondhand tobacco, obtained by the act of sniping, which can be used to roll a whole cigarette AKA a scungie.

Hey Damo, give us ya fucken lighter so I can roll us a scungie out of all this scunge ya cunt.

by Loxastic September 3, 2021

Scungie

A whole cigarette, rolled using secondhand tobacco, sourced entirely through acts of sniping.

Hey Damo, give us a scungie ya cheap cunt, I don’t get me dole cheque til Thursday and I just ran out of White Ox.

by Loxastic September 3, 2021

Hornbox

Any female, prone to getting a wet pussy at the drop of a hat.

That Shazza is a total hornbox, you can almost see her pussy drippin.

by Loxastic April 18, 2020