Definitions by Loxastic

feigntastic 

When one pretends to be in awe of something, but in actual fact they think it’s complete shit.

Mimi: How did you react when Dad told you he got engaged to Missy?
Elly: Fucken feigntastic!

feigntastic by Loxastic April 25, 2020

a Mick 

A lone, sketchy Australian male who drives an old ute around remote regions of the Australian outback, has a gun, carries a big knife and aims to steal all your shit, rape, torture and/or kill you and/or any of your fellow travellers. Analogous to deranged psychopathic xenophobic killer, Mick Taylor, depicted in the Movie Wolf Creek. Mick was, in turn, based on real life killers Bradley Murdoch, Ivan Milat and other, as yet unapprehended killers, still roaming the outback.

Jurgen (Swedish backpacker): Look, Inga, we are saved! That man in the truck is slowing down to help us fix our broken down Kombi.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.

a Mick by Loxastic April 25, 2020

snorganic 

Boring chit chat relating to the consumption, growing, selling or otherwise dealings with organic produce and associated sanctimonious attitudes.

That hipster cunt is totally snorganic, talking all that smack about delicious fast food

snorganic by Loxastic April 24, 2020

Soufa Straya 

Local slang for the Australian state of South Australia

Kiwi: Hey bro, where you from
South Aussie: Fucken Soufa Straya mate

Soufa Straya by Loxastic April 24, 2020

identidyke 

A lesbian who dresses, talks, and has the same mannerisms as her significant other, or other indentidyke counterpart. Together they make a pigeon pair of ‘identidykes’, right down to their matching wallet chains.

Bloke 1: Hey look, there’s Robyn!
Bloke 2: Nah mate, that’s Tamara, they’re identidykes

identidyke by Loxastic April 24, 2020

furspective

The ability to feel, smell, sense and experience life from the unique level and experience of your beloved canine or feline fur-baby

I’m a vegetarian, but watching my dog Edie chewin on that pigs ear for six hours gives me some serious furspective on what it might feel like to dig my teeth into the chewy freeze dried flesh of another living thing. It just seems to make her so happy, and I want to feel that.

furspective by Loxastic April 24, 2020

Clitterlitter 

That residue of dried pussy juice left on the knickers of a hornbox. Not to be confused with clitty-litter.

I thought my missus had cum leakin outta her minge into her knickers but it just turned to be a bit of clitterlitter

Clitterlitter by Loxastic April 18, 2020