Lou's definitions

paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.

i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.

by Lou May 19, 2003

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

sneaky sneaky

when you are with you're loved one
and you get a bit frisky you are being sneaky sneaky!!

how was the sneakyness last nite?

by lou December 10, 2003

Gunch

1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.

1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.

by Lou February 23, 2005

veluptious tatas

a nice set of breasts, perky not to big boobs

wow she has some veluptious tatas

by lou January 2, 2003

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 1, 2003

Silly Style

Intense intercourse usually resulting in the male partner losing all ability to act like a normal human being during the act, due to the extreme sheer perfect and rare hotmess of the female.

Damn, dude! I would do her silly stlye!

by Lou October 1, 2003