Lorg Skyegon's definitions

yeehad

The American version of a jihad, propagated against those Islamists who would desecrate their faith by slaughtering innocents, sending children to die as suicide bombers, beheading prisoners, stoning raped women, and killing apostates.

We need a good old American yeehad

by Lorg Skyegon April 13, 2005

Stryper

A Christian hair metal band from the 80's. They wore black and yellow striped leather outfits. Their album "To Hell with the Devil" went platinum.

Speak of the devil
He's no friend of mine
To turn from him is what we have in mind

Just a liar and a thief
The word tells us so
We like to let him know
Where he can go

To hell with the devil
To hell with the devil

When things are going wrong
You know who to blame
He will always live
Up to his name

He's never been the answer
There's a better way
We are here to rock you
And to say

by Lorg Skyegon July 8, 2005

JWMMFC

Answer to the question "WWJD?" in an office setting when someone takes the last cup. Means "Jesus would make more f*cking coffee."

A: Is that the last cup??
B: Yeah.
A: WWJD?
B: IDK
A: JWMMFC

by Lorg Skyegon March 5, 2005

pigtails

Handlebars for a blowjob

Pigtails are teh sexiness

by Lorg Skyegon July 8, 2005

loof

A loof is a cross between a loser and a doof.

Donkey Lips Gelfand: I definitely don't want to be a loof.

by Lorg Skyegon June 20, 2006

pirate

1. A person who commits robbery at sea.
2. A music/movie thief.
3. The obvious superior to ninjas, robots, and zombies.

Pirates would totally destroy ninjas

by Lorg Skyegon July 15, 2008

fragile

A French term meaning \"throw hard against a wall\"

Airline baggage handlers know the meaning of the French word \"fragile\"

by Lorg Skyegon April 26, 2005