bard

From the Gaelic "bàrd". A poet, musician, and entertainer. Also called a "minstrel" in some circles. Known through Latin as a "troubadour".
Strumming his lute, the bard sang of a tragic hero's love for a fair maiden, inciting fawning from the ladies of the court.
by Lorelili April 02, 2005
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strìopach

Akin to siùrsach: a whore, a strumpet, a harlot.
Tha Paris Hilton 'na siùrsach, 'na strìopach ghòrach, ach th' Ann Coulter 'na strìopach nas motha; 's e leodag na Galla a th'innte... ach bheir i ainm droch ris na siùrsaichean is na leodagan; 's e foinne, guirean a th'innte.

(Paris Hilton is a tart, a stupid whore, but Ann Coulter is a bigger whore; it's a fucking slut that she is... but she gives a bad name to the whores and sluts; it's a wart that she is, a pimple.)
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ann coulter

A Rush Limbaugh wannabe. A highly conservative bitch who dresses like a hooker, and writes about her view that all liberals are evil (there's bad liberals, sure, but there's a slew of bad conservatives, too), and bashes the likes of Bill Clinton and other liberals... and she supports her fellow anti-Equal Rights crusader, Phyllis Schlafly. Both of these women need some major counseling... and a good whack in the face.
Anita Bryant- bad
Ann Coulter- evil
Bill O' Reilly- evil
Condolezza Rice- bad
George W. Bush- evil
Mel Gibson- bad
Rush Limbaugh- evil
by Lorelili May 25, 2005
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unpredictable

Very difficult to predict. Erratic or unstable, fickle.
"I'd rather go out with someone a little more unpredictable."

Is that what anyone would want in a spouse or a sweetheart? Somebody who is inconsistent, flaky, fickle, erratic, and just unreliable? A bad boy would be just the wrong man to marry if you want a successful, stable marriage.
by Lorelili August 11, 2011
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mrs

A title for a woman, derived from "mistress" (ie. "The Mistress of the House"). "Mrs" was used to refer to any woman, regardless of age and/or maritial status until the Victorian Era, when the diminuitive "Miss" was selected for unmarried women and married women were known as "Mrs".
(English-speaking) feminists now decry the use of "Mrs", feeling that the view that a woman is complete only when she is married is demeaning. Therefore, they use "Ms" instead.

Strangely, "In other European languages, non-sexist usage in this regard usually amounts to using words more or less equivalent to Mrs. (madame, señora, senhora, signora, Frau, bean-uasal) for both married and unmarried women, and whether they take their husband's name or not. This makes sense as these titles are usually the direct feminine equivalents of the male titles (monsieur, señor, senhor, signore, Herr, máistir/tiarna, maighstir/tighearna), whereas the equivalent of Miss is a diminutive of the female equivalent (mademoiselle, señorita, senhorita, signorina, Fräulein, ógbhean-uasal, maighdeann-uasal)." - Wikipedia
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toga

An often understood garment from ancient Rome; the "toga" of a toga party is much scantier and flimsier than the toga that ancient Romans wore.

The toga was basically a large wrap worn over a tunic.
In the early days of the empire, the toga was worn by both sexes, but after 200 BC the toga was reserved for men while women were expected to wear the stola; a woman wearing a toga was generally a prostitute or an adultress, to distinguish them from "respectable" women.
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prissy

Excessively prim and proper, very picky or constantly primping.
The young countess looked daggers at her clothing designer; she hated these prissy dresses and his even prissier attitude.

The girl carefully lifted her teacup, too prissy to allow her tea to spill all over her lace dress.
by Lorelili January 24, 2011
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