fuppie

Scottish. Affectionately descriptive of a lady's sexual furniture.

Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.

RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.

by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007

chthonic

Aside from its conventional meaning (look it up) can be used as a substitute for 'cool' or 'worthy' in the company of fringe metalheads and acolytes of the Necrowizard.

Amon Amarth are chthonic as fuck.

by Lord Grimcock January 16, 2008

TUBE

Medical shorthand. Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.

Female, 19, mild foot pain. 5ml sodium pentathol. TUBE.

by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007

shegroid

Moderately unacceptable descriptive of a lady negroid.

Excuse me miss, but this is a no-shegroid establishment.

by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007

wog

As a verb, to steal.

That pikey cunt wogged my Focus and ram-wogged Dixons in it. I've told the insurers it's had the dick due to an act of wog.

by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007

necrobortion

The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.

Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.

by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008

Youtube

Great source of music videos, but in common with the rest of the internet it is clogged to fuck with valueless self-indulgent crap posted by moronic teens. Youtube comments are great fun to troll due to lack of moderation and proliferation of easily-offended fanboys.

Typical Youtube comment thread:

*1*bunnybabygrrl*1*: WORD UP I LUV DIS VID MARY KATE IZ THE BAlLLZ LOL shE LOOKS SO PRITI WEN SHE SiNGZ LOL i WANT TO B HER luv U 4 EVA MK :):):)LOL

anusreaper88: i rape cats

*1*bunnybabygrrl*1*: OMG U SIK FUCK1!!!!!!!!1111

dismalobsessive: You will pay for your mockery. I know where you live. Prepare to die slow FAGGOT!

(continues ad nauseam)

by Lord Grimcock August 27, 2008