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shegroid

Moderately unacceptable descriptive of a lady negroid.
by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007
mugGet the shegroidmug.

blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.
I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.
by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008
mugGet the blind skater's elbowmug.

bookie's biro

British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.
I came back from my weekend at Julie's with a cock like a bookie's biro.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
mugGet the bookie's biromug.

rascism

Twatspeak for racism. See also facist, rascist.
Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?

A: DUDE OMG UR A A55HOL3 WOT SuPaWT5 RASCISM LOL
by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007
mugGet the rascismmug.

wog

As a verb, to steal.
That pikey cunt wogged my Focus and ram-wogged Dixons in it. I've told the insurers it's had the dick due to an act of wog.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
mugGet the wogmug.

fuppie

Scottish. Affectionately descriptive of a lady's sexual furniture.
Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.

RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007
mugGet the fuppiemug.

gleet

British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.
Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
mugGet the gleetmug.

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