by Lord Grimcock November 03, 2007
The holy grail of poon, a Japanese girl with big eyes, great legs and unholy natural tits.
Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.
Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.
Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.
Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.
by Lord Grimcock August 16, 2008
A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.
Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.
by Lord Grimcock October 20, 2007
Participle version of 'namble', itself backformed from 'nambler'. To be in the way of, or actively engaged in molesting kids.
I'm a nambling man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA
Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA
Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.
by Lord Grimcock April 29, 2008
I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.
by Lord Grimcock September 06, 2007
by Lord Grimcock August 22, 2007
A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.
by Lord Grimcock September 30, 2007