Lord Grimcock's definitions
by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.
I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.
by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008

British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?
A: DUDE OMG UR A A55HOL3 WOT SuPaWT5 RASCISM LOL
A: DUDE OMG UR A A55HOL3 WOT SuPaWT5 RASCISM LOL
by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

That pikey cunt wogged my Focus and ram-wogged Dixons in it. I've told the insurers it's had the dick due to an act of wog.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007

Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.
RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007

British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.
Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
