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rascist

Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?

A: DUDE OMG UR A RASCIST A55HOL3 4ALL ETRNT3 LOL
by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007
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wog

As a verb, to steal.
That pikey cunt wogged my Focus and ram-wogged Dixons in it. I've told the insurers it's had the dick due to an act of wog.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
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puddle-jumper

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.
The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
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daddaries

Male mammaries; man boobs, bitch tits, moobs, dog udders. Unsightly pectoral lard reservoirs on a pie-hider, usually found over a gock.
Fook me, kidda, cop the daddaries on tha' salad-dodging coont awer yonda.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
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SeekingMillionaire

If I was rich and worthy I wouldn't use a dating site. If I was beautiful and charming I wouldn't use a dating site. I can only assume there's a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich twats and foxy bitches out there, and that the rich twats are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.
I found my husband on SeekingMillionaire, and I divorced him six months later. Mission accomplished.
by Lord Grimcock November 23, 2007
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spazware

Incompetently produced software, or cheap software that is an inferior knockoff of a more successful line, for example Serif PagePlus. Not as bad as cuntware, but a waste of space nonetheless.
I waited months for Master of Orion 3 and all I got was this piece of fucking spazware.
by Lord Grimcock December 29, 2007
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bookie's biro

British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.
I came back from my weekend at Julie's with a cock like a bookie's biro.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
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