Lord Grimcock's definitions

shegroid

Moderately unacceptable descriptive of a lady negroid.

Excuse me miss, but this is a no-shegroid establishment.

by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007

blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008

bookie's biro

British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.

I came back from my weekend at Julie's with a cock like a bookie's biro.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

rascism

Twatspeak for racism. See also facist, rascist.

Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?

A: DUDE OMG UR A A55HOL3 WOT SuPaWT5 RASCISM LOL

by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

wog

As a verb, to steal.

That pikey cunt wogged my Focus and ram-wogged Dixons in it. I've told the insurers it's had the dick due to an act of wog.

by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007

fuppie

Scottish. Affectionately descriptive of a lady's sexual furniture.

Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.

RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.

by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007

gleet

British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.

Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007