hog's eye

The interface between the urethra and the outside world.
We got him to confess to Jill Dando's murder by forcing hot things up his hog's eye.
by Lord Grimcock November 03, 2007
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Yoko Matsugane

The holy grail of poon, a Japanese girl with big eyes, great legs and unholy natural tits.

Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.

Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.
Christ. Yoko Matsugane would get rammed across the Alps if I had my way.
by Lord Grimcock August 16, 2008
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cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.
Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.
by Lord Grimcock October 20, 2007
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nambling

Participle version of 'namble', itself backformed from 'nambler'. To be in the way of, or actively engaged in molesting kids.
I'm a nambling man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA

Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.
by Lord Grimcock April 29, 2008
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Ron Paul

I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.
That bastard wouldn't let me in to vote for Ron Paul. Some bollocks about not being a US citizen.
by Lord Grimcock September 06, 2007
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chopper

Why do you never see 'Chopper' Biggs riding a bike?
by Lord Grimcock August 22, 2007
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Darjeeling standpipe

A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.
Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.
by Lord Grimcock September 30, 2007
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