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Medical shorthand. Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.

Female, 19, mild foot pain. 5ml sodium pentathol. TUBE.

by Lord Grimcock August 21, 2007

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That pikey cunt wogged my Focus and ram-wogged Dixons in it. I've told the insurers it's had the dick due to an act of wog.

by Lord Grimcock August 19, 2007

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woggerel

Tub-thumping ethnic poetry of no particular merit. It is estimated that if some means were found of converting woggerel into energy, Maya Angelou alone could power the whole of Kettering.

'Benjamin Zephaniah's latest compilation of self-justifying arsewad is pure woggerel.'

'Thank you Germaine. Tom Paulin?'

by Lord Grimcock August 20, 2007

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WRNS

Officially, Women's Royal Naval Service, a sort of auxiliary RN for women that was brought in to relieve manpower shortages during the war. Also known as the Wrens.

Unofficially, for quite obvious reasons, Weekly Ration Naval Snatch.

I crave flange, when's that new WRNS arriving?

by Lord Grimcock May 08, 2009

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shegroid

Moderately unacceptable descriptive of a lady negroid.

Excuse me miss, but this is a no-shegroid establishment.

by Lord Grimcock August 19, 2007

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Yoko Matsugane

The holy grail of poon, a Japanese girl with big eyes, great legs and unholy natural tits.

Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.

Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.

Christ. Yoko Matsugane would get rammed across the Alps if I had my way.

by Lord Grimcock August 16, 2008

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Youtube

Great source of music videos, but in common with the rest of the internet it is clogged to fuck with valueless self-indulgent crap posted by moronic teens. Youtube comments are great fun to troll due to lack of moderation and proliferation of easily-offended fanboys.

Typical Youtube comment thread:

*1*bunnybabygrrl*1*: WORD UP I LUV DIS VID MARY KATE IZ THE BAlLLZ LOL shE LOOKS SO PRITI WEN SHE SiNGZ LOL i WANT TO B HER luv U 4 EVA MK :):):)LOL

anusreaper88: i rape cats

*1*bunnybabygrrl*1*: OMG U SIK FUCK1!!!!!!!!1111

dismalobsessive: You will pay for your mockery. I know where you live. Prepare to die slow FAGGOT!

(continues ad nauseam)

by Lord Grimcock August 27, 2008

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