Lord Grimcock's definitions
by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008
Get the dagomug. I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.
by Lord Grimcock September 16, 2007
Get the Ron Paulmug. by Lord Grimcock October 17, 2008
Get the grimlingmug. Female, 45, complaining of intense stress-related chest pain. Diagnosis: GROLIES. Prescription: 5mg ketamine, diurnal, to be taken anally.
by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007
Get the GROLIESmug. A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.
Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.
by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2008
Get the custard cousinmug. Conflation of faggot / goth. Largely redundant, because all goths are fags. No exceptions whatsoever.
by Lord Grimcock October 7, 2008
Get the faggothmug. A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.
by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007
Get the Darjeeling standpipemug.