custard cousin

A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.

Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.

by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2008

grimling

Like 'darling', but necrovertedly grimappropriate. AVE NEKROVIZARDATHS!

Let's use the Catterick condom tonight, bitter grimling mine.

by Lord Grimcock October 17, 2008

Ron Paul

I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.

That bastard wouldn't let me in to vote for Ron Paul. Some bollocks about not being a US citizen.

by Lord Grimcock September 16, 2007

faggoth

Conflation of faggot / goth. Largely redundant, because all goths are fags. No exceptions whatsoever.

Another faggoth gone below, praise that from whom all blessings flow.

by Lord Grimcock October 07, 2008

foist

Wearside. Rancid male body odour.

Christ aal fuckin mighty, this room reeks o' yer fuckin foist, wor lad.

by Lord Grimcock November 01, 2007

dago

Brit derog for a Spanish person, not an Italian.

That Dago fooled the wife and me alright - Betjeman

by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008

Cleveland steamer

Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.

Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.

by Lord Grimcock November 01, 2007