Definitions by Lord Grimcock
Fourth Vorn
The Forlorn Vorn. The lusted-after coming age of terror and chthonic despair.
Will be ushered in at the Breaking of the Third Vorn - the Vorn of the Homochrist, which will be sooner than you think.
At this cathartic point, the poofternicious stranglehomold of egalitarianism, socialism and Christianity shall evaporate and be replaced with the most baleful and universal acknowledgement of the Necrowizard's bleak eternal supremacy of frost.
Will be ushered in at the Breaking of the Third Vorn - the Vorn of the Homochrist, which will be sooner than you think.
At this cathartic point, the poofternicious stranglehomold of egalitarianism, socialism and Christianity shall evaporate and be replaced with the most baleful and universal acknowledgement of the Necrowizard's bleak eternal supremacy of frost.
By Vorthak, my droogs! This pathetick homoverse breathes its last! And we are privileged enough to be bidden to its fall! ALL HAIL THE FOURTH VORN OF PERPETUAL BLASPHEMODESOLATION!
Fourth Vorn by Lord Grimcock October 17, 2008
custard cousin
A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.
Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.
custard cousin by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2008
FADS
FADS by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2008
Dronfield ironing board
A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.
Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
Dronfield ironing board by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008
Tengri
Sky-god, chief god of the steppe nomads whose religion is sometimes described as Tengrism after him. Worshipped by Genghis Khan, so you know there's something in it. Possibly the coolest god outside the Norse pantheon and Ctulhu.
Tengri by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008
Yoko Matsugane
The holy grail of poon, a Japanese girl with big eyes, great legs and unholy natural tits.
Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.
Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.
Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.
Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.
Yoko Matsugane by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008
faggoth
Conflation of faggot / goth. Largely redundant, because all goths are fags. No exceptions whatsoever.
faggoth by Lord Grimcock October 7, 2008