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spenk

Wearside. Descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a gonk.

Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
Hawaire man Charlie y'fuckin spenk.
by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007
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A geek or nerd who concentrates his Nerdishness on one particular thing.

This can often be used as an insult informing that person that they are being a geek about something and to stop it.
Dan like fish, I wish he'd shut up about them hes a right fish spenk.

Jimmy stop rapping your rubbish you Spenk!
by David Gowans June 12, 2005
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'Fuck Stacy'
'Yeah what a SPENK'
by Sexy Chav5023458256 April 15, 2019
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when u splooge in youre eye.
i was jerkin about carmen electra and nothin came out so i took a closer look and got spenked
by J-pimp August 29, 2005
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The last dribbles of ejaculate when one has come to the end of one's best performance.

The lowly offerings generated by a pair of wanked flat bollocks usually following a marathon session.

From spent spunk.
"I was trying to claw my way to the door while she was pulling me back into the room. She'd milked me clems 4 times already, all I had left was me spenk!"
by Psyclist October 6, 2013
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First poo of the day is a spenk
Hhm, I've just had a spenk and it's only 7am
by Fishstick September 19, 2003
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