Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.
Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.
Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.
by Lord Football April 04, 2005
An example of a Mankyism is "You can't have a bacon buttie, the king of foods, without bread." or "No. I can't believe people who wank in public toilets and things like that. Its like they are a wanking animal."
by Lord Football September 01, 2006
An example of a Mankyism is "You can't have a bacon buttie, the king of foods, without bread." or "No. I can't believe people who wank in public toilets and things like that. Its like they are a wanking animal."
by Lord Football August 30, 2006
Lord Lucan did a woody.
by Lord Football March 10, 2005
The english expression "bum" refers to the buttocks. Therefore, bumsex this side of the pond would refer to anal sex.
by Lord Football March 06, 2005
there is an old naval saying about being put into the barrell. This involved a seaman being put into a barrell with a hole in it and then fucked around the deck by the other seaman. He was put in the barrell so that he could not been seen by the others and he could not see who is abusers were. The person put in the barrell was a called a "Rocky". This practice was especially prelevant on pirate ships.
by Lord Football March 13, 2005
An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.
I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.
by Lord Football September 07, 2008