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An example of a Mankyism is "You can't have a bacon buttie, the king of foods, without bread." or "No. I can't believe people who wank in public toilets and things like that. Its like they are a wanking animal."
by Lord Football September 16, 2008
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by Lord Football September 1, 2006
Get the Mankyism mug.An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.
I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.
by Lord Football October 22, 2008
Get the Jockney mug.The english expression "bum" refers to the buttocks. Therefore, bumsex this side of the pond would refer to anal sex.
by Lord Football March 6, 2005
Get the bumsex mug.Lord Lucan did a woody.
by Lord Football March 10, 2005
Get the Woody mug.An elko is a little shit. Normally associated with the after curry belly burn, when despite the complete agony of stomach cramps, all you can muster is a runny little turd. This called an elko.
by Lord Football March 13, 2005
Get the elko mug.there is an old naval saying about being put into the barrell. This involved a seaman being put into a barrell with a hole in it and then fucked around the deck by the other seaman. He was put in the barrell so that he could not been seen by the others and he could not see who is abusers were. The person put in the barrell was a called a "Rocky". This practice was especially prelevant on pirate ships.
by Lord Football March 13, 2005
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