34 definitions by LongJohnJohn

cringe as hell

When one’s reaction is so cringe that they must react with this phrase

TikTok is cringe as hell

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

Aberham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln is the 14th (i think) president of this supposedly great nation of ours called America, He lead the Union (blue uniforms) versus the Confederates (White/Grey) and won, Thus ending slavery. He was MOST LIKELY the best president America has had. Not only that, he made America great.

Henry: “What’s your favorite president?”
Zach: “Aberham Lincoln of course!”
Henry “okay you don’t need to yell.”

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.

You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

McDienalds

McDienalds is what McDonalds should be renamed. Listen, Everyone dies, But they speed up the process

McDienalds campaign: “Everyone dies! We just speed up the process a bit!”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Truck Fuck

not for commie spies

Truck Fuck was a television series that premiered in the popular television show Team Neighborhood (i think).

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

No Yankee wit brim

The ultimate Yankee, Whoever owns this shows supreme dominance over the plebeians.

Zach: “I heard Chad owns the No Yankee wit brim.”
Jack: “Wow, Really?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

chrissy columbian

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it

Chrissy columbian = Christopher Columbus

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020