wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

Truck Fuck

not for commie spies

Truck Fuck was a television series that premiered in the popular television show Team Neighborhood (i think).

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

George Boole

As a self-taught Irish mathematician, logician, and philosopher that spent time as the first professor of mathematics at Queen’s Collage, Cork. He invented the Boolean logic, which later became the Boolean algebra. He Is also known for his book, The Laws of Thought (1854), which contains Boolean algebra
Born: Nov. 2, 1815
Died: Dec. 8, 1864
Boolean logic is credited with laying the foundations for the Information Age.

Guy: “Hey, Do you know who George Boole was?”
Other guy: “bruh”

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020

Pen

1. Writing utensil
2. Abbreviation for penitentiary
3. A type of electronic cigarette

1. “Ay can i borrow your pen please?”
“Sure thing bro.”
2. “Hell no i ain’t going back to the pen again.”
3. “Ayo bruh gimme that pen.”

by LongJohnJohn October 08, 2020

Tapeworm

no

tapeworm bad

by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020

zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/;

Zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.o/;p, or otherwise known as qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmki,ol.p;/. Is the sign of pure boredom, as it is the three-row of a QWERTY keyboard.

Jake: “Have you heard of the zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/; yet?”
Zach “what the fuck jake.”

by LongJohnJohn September 08, 2020

cringe as hell

When one’s reaction is so cringe that they must react with this phrase

TikTok is cringe as hell

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020