34 definitions by LongJohnJohn

zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/;

Zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.o/;p, or otherwise known as qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmki,ol.p;/. Is the sign of pure boredom, as it is the three-row of a QWERTY keyboard.

Jake: “Have you heard of the zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/; yet?”
Zach “what the fuck jake.”

by LongJohnJohn September 8, 2020

school is cool

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this

Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Kpop?

More like Kpoop

“Kpop? More like Kpoop.”
-Medic, Medic

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

say peanuts without the t

Mainly a discord joke

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”

by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020

NICE CAR, ETHAN

A phrase that is said by Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7 to Ethan when Jack ‘hijacks’ the car Ethan tried to kill him with

NICE CAR, ETHAN

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

The Greatest Spy

We will never know...

James Bond can’t be the greatest spy, he keeps introducing himself god danmit.

by LongJohnJohn October 14, 2020

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020