The Greatest Spy

We will never know...

James Bond can’t be the greatest spy, he keeps introducing himself god danmit.

by LongJohnJohn October 14, 2020

Egg nog

The reason Christmas is enjoyed (other than presents). The original recipe was Norfolk origin from the strong ale called nog.

egg nog is life

by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020

Fuck outta here

And go to the

MEGA GAY ZONE

I said fuck outta here
And go to the
MEGA GAY ZONE

by LongJohnJohn October 13, 2020

The Cosby

Looking up totally random and fake sex definitions on Urban Dictionary.

G1: “I’m gonna do The Cosby.”
G2: “I hear that’s a great way to get disowned by your parents.”

by LongJohnJohn October 20, 2020

George Boole

As a self-taught Irish mathematician, logician, and philosopher that spent time as the first professor of mathematics at Queen’s Collage, Cork. He invented the Boolean logic, which later became the Boolean algebra. He Is also known for his book, The Laws of Thought (1854), which contains Boolean algebra
Born: Nov. 2, 1815
Died: Dec. 8, 1864
Boolean logic is credited with laying the foundations for the Information Age.

Guy: “Hey, Do you know who George Boole was?”
Other guy: “bruh”

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER

“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

F.U.B.A.R

Fucked up Beyond Repair/Recognition

Urban Dicktionary is F.U.B.A.R

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020