You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.

You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

Word

Type your definition here...

haha i said word please laugh

by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020

Abrham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln was arguably one of the best presidents we had. He led the Union (blue) into battle versus the Confederates (Grey/White) and won, Thus ending slavery. Not only that, He also made America a great nation.

Abrham Lincoln was a intentional typo so that the “This definition has already been taken!” bs. I mean honestly, Why the hell is there a sexual move that’s called Aberham Lincoln? Just what the fuck.

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

The Greatest Spy

We will never know...

James Bond can’t be the greatest spy, he keeps introducing himself god danmit.

by LongJohnJohn October 14, 2020

Truck Fuck

not for commie spies

Truck Fuck was a television series that premiered in the popular television show Team Neighborhood (i think).

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

The Cosby

Looking up totally random and fake sex definitions on Urban Dictionary.

G1: “I’m gonna do The Cosby.”
G2: “I hear that’s a great way to get disowned by your parents.”

by LongJohnJohn October 20, 2020