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Definitions by LongJohnJohn

McDienalds 

McDienalds is what McDonalds should be renamed. Listen, Everyone dies, But they speed up the process
McDienalds campaign: “Everyone dies! We just speed up the process a bit!”
McDienalds by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Thompson 

The M19A1 (?) Thompson SMG was a Submachine gun that saw use in WWII, Though it only saw action in use of Gangsters and most Non-Commisioned-Officer (NCO). That’s all I know tbh
Oh and the Thompson can have a ‘Stick’ magazine or a ‘Drum’ magazine.
Thompson by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

chrissy columbian 

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it
chrissy columbian by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER
“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY
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zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/; 

Zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.o/;p, or otherwise known as qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmki,ol.p;/. Is the sign of pure boredom, as it is the three-row of a QWERTY keyboard.
Jake: “Have you heard of the zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/; yet?”
Zachwhat the fuck jake.”