school is cool

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this

Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

chrissy columbian

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it

Chrissy columbian = Christopher Columbus

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

wololololo

The phrase the legendary Henry Stickmin says to convert someone

Henry: “W-w-wait, *clears throat* wololololo.”
Guard 1: “Narwini”

by LongJohnJohn September 14, 2020

say peanuts

Without the T

say peanuts without the t
Oh, that’s easy! Peanus!
Wait NO NO FUUUUUUUUU-

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020

Aberham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln is the 14th (i think) president of this supposedly great nation of ours called America, He lead the Union (blue uniforms) versus the Confederates (White/Grey) and won, Thus ending slavery. He was MOST LIKELY the best president America has had. Not only that, he made America great.

Henry: “What’s your favorite president?”
Zach: “Aberham Lincoln of course!”
Henry “okay you don’t need to yell.”

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

die

the thing you should be doing

Hey Jake wanna die
Wait wtf

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020