LongJohnJohn's definitions

say peanuts

Without the T

say peanuts without the t
Oh, that’s easy! Peanus!
Wait NO NO FUUUUUUUUU-

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020

The Cosby

Looking up totally random and fake sex definitions on Urban Dictionary.

G1: “I’m gonna do The Cosby.”
G2: “I hear that’s a great way to get disowned by your parents.”

by LongJohnJohn October 20, 2020

George Boole

As a self-taught Irish mathematician, logician, and philosopher that spent time as the first professor of mathematics at Queen’s Collage, Cork. He invented the Boolean logic, which later became the Boolean algebra. He Is also known for his book, The Laws of Thought (1854), which contains Boolean algebra
Born: Nov. 2, 1815
Died: Dec. 8, 1864
Boolean logic is credited with laying the foundations for the Information Age.

Guy: “Hey, Do you know who George Boole was?”
Other guy: “bruh”

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020

Pen

1. Writing utensil
2. Abbreviation for penitentiary
3. A type of electronic cigarette

1. “Ay can i borrow your pen please?”
“Sure thing bro.”
2. “Hell no i ain’t going back to the pen again.”
3. “Ayo bruh gimme that pen.”

by LongJohnJohn October 8, 2020

cringe as hell

When one’s reaction is so cringe that they must react with this phrase

TikTok is cringe as hell

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

wololololo

The phrase the legendary Henry Stickmin says to convert someone

Henry: “W-w-wait, *clears throat* wololololo.”
Guard 1: “Narwini”

by LongJohnJohn September 14, 2020