say peanuts without the t

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”
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Pen

1. Writing utensil
2. Abbreviation for penitentiary
3. A type of electronic cigarette
1. “Ay can i borrow your pen please?”
Sure thing bro.”
2. “Hell no i ain’t going back to the pen again.”
3. “Ayo bruh gimme that pen.”
by LongJohnJohn October 08, 2020
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georg washingmachine

Our 0th president and leader of the washingmachine confederate army
Guy 1: “Who’s your favorite president?”
Guy 7843877834578578: “georg washingmachine of course!”
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Word

Type your definition here...
haha i said word please laugh
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wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.
Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”
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die

Hey Jake wanna die
Wait wtf
by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020
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