LongJohnJohn's definitions

The Greatest Spy

We will never know...

James Bond can’t be the greatest spy, he keeps introducing himself god danmit.

by LongJohnJohn October 14, 2020

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Truck Fuck

not for commie spies

Truck Fuck was a television series that premiered in the popular television show Team Neighborhood (i think).

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

georg washingmachine

Our 0th president and leader of the washingmachine confederate army

Guy 1: “Who’s your favorite president?”
Guy 7843877834578578: “georg washingmachine of course!”

by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020

Aberham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln is the 14th (i think) president of this supposedly great nation of ours called America, He lead the Union (blue uniforms) versus the Confederates (White/Grey) and won, Thus ending slavery. He was MOST LIKELY the best president America has had. Not only that, he made America great.

Henry: “What’s your favorite president?”
Zach: “Aberham Lincoln of course!”
Henry “okay you don’t need to yell.”

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

wololololo

The phrase the legendary Henry Stickmin says to convert someone

Henry: “W-w-wait, *clears throat* wololololo.”
Guard 1: “Narwini”

by LongJohnJohn September 14, 2020