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Definitions by LongJohnJohn

“Kpop? More like Kpoop.”
-Medic, Medic
Kpop? by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020
Cliffs are great for viewing and for jumping off of. That’s it, nothing else.
Cliff fun haha
Cliff by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020

georg washingmachine 

Our 0th president and leader of the washingmachine confederate army
Guy 1: “Who’s your favorite president?”
Guy 7843877834578578: “georg washingmachine of course!”
georg washingmachine by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020

wololololo 

The phrase the legendary Henry Stickmin says to convert someone
Henry: “W-w-wait, *clears throat* wololololo.”
Guard 1: “Narwini”
wololololo by LongJohnJohn September 14, 2020

NICE CAR, ETHAN

A phrase that is said by Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7 to Ethan when Jack ‘hijacks’ the car Ethan tried to kill him with
NICE CAR, ETHAN by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

You see the thing is, 

The game was rigged from the start.
You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it
You see the thing is, by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

Abrham Lincoln 

Aberham Lincoln was arguably one of the best presidents we had. He led the Union (blue) into battle versus the Confederates (Grey/White) and won, Thus ending slavery. Not only that, He also made America a great nation.
Abrham Lincoln was a intentional typo so that the “This definition has already been taken!” bs. I mean honestly, Why the hell is there a sexual move that’s called Aberham Lincoln? Just what the fuck.
Abrham Lincoln by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020