LongJohnJohn's definitions

cringe as hell

When one’s reaction is so cringe that they must react with this phrase

TikTok is cringe as hell

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

Kpop?

More like Kpoop

“Kpop? More like Kpoop.”
-Medic, Medic

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

dump his ass

do it

dump his ass

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS

TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA
(See Country roads for full song)

by LongJohnJohn October 7, 2020

Truck Fuck

not for commie spies

Truck Fuck was a television series that premiered in the popular television show Team Neighborhood (i think).

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

georg washingmachine

Our 0th president and leader of the washingmachine confederate army

Guy 1: “Who’s your favorite president?”
Guy 7843877834578578: “georg washingmachine of course!”

by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020