F.U.B.A.R

Fucked up Beyond Repair/Recognition

Urban Dicktionary is F.U.B.A.R

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

chrissy columbian

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it

Chrissy columbian = Christopher Columbus

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/;

Zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.o/;p, or otherwise known as qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmki,ol.p;/. Is the sign of pure boredom, as it is the three-row of a QWERTY keyboard.

Jake: “Have you heard of the zaqxwscdefvrgtbnhymji,ko.l/; yet?”
Zach “what the fuck jake.”

by LongJohnJohn September 08, 2020

school is cool

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this

Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

blue fire

Blue fire is the coldest fire

Blue fire is the coldest fire, go ahead, Touch it, You’ll only learn to not trust strangers online.

by LongJohnJohn October 15, 2020

No Yankee wit brim

The ultimate Yankee, Whoever owns this shows supreme dominance over the plebeians.

Zach: “I heard Chad owns the No Yankee wit brim.”
Jack: “Wow, Really?”

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS

TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA
(See Country roads for full song)

by LongJohnJohn October 07, 2020