LongJohnJohn's definitions

No Yankee wit brim

The ultimate Yankee, Whoever owns this shows supreme dominance over the plebeians.

Zach: “I heard Chad owns the No Yankee wit brim.”
Jack: “Wow, Really?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

McDienalds

McDienalds is what McDonalds should be renamed. Listen, Everyone dies, But they speed up the process

McDienalds campaign: “Everyone dies! We just speed up the process a bit!”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

say peanuts without the t

Mainly a discord joke

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”

by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER

“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Kpop?

More like Kpoop

“Kpop? More like Kpoop.”
-Medic, Medic

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

dump his ass

do it

dump his ass

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS

TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA
(See Country roads for full song)

by LongJohnJohn October 7, 2020