LongJohnJohn's definitions

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS

TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA
(See Country roads for full song)

by LongJohnJohn October 7, 2020

dump his ass

do it

dump his ass

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Abrham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln was arguably one of the best presidents we had. He led the Union (blue) into battle versus the Confederates (Grey/White) and won, Thus ending slavery. Not only that, He also made America a great nation.

Abrham Lincoln was a intentional typo so that the “This definition has already been taken!” bs. I mean honestly, Why the hell is there a sexual move that’s called Aberham Lincoln? Just what the fuck.

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.

You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

say peanuts without the t

Mainly a discord joke

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”

by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020

McDienalds

McDienalds is what McDonalds should be renamed. Listen, Everyone dies, But they speed up the process

McDienalds campaign: “Everyone dies! We just speed up the process a bit!”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

George Boole

As a self-taught Irish mathematician, logician, and philosopher that spent time as the first professor of mathematics at Queen’s Collage, Cork. He invented the Boolean logic, which later became the Boolean algebra. He Is also known for his book, The Laws of Thought (1854), which contains Boolean algebra
Born: Nov. 2, 1815
Died: Dec. 8, 1864
Boolean logic is credited with laying the foundations for the Information Age.

Guy: “Hey, Do you know who George Boole was?”
Other guy: “bruh”

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020