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Aberham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln is the 14th (i think) president of this supposedly great nation of ours called America, He lead the Union (blue uniforms) versus the Confederates (White/Grey) and won, Thus ending slavery. He was MOST LIKELY the best president America has had. Not only that, he made America great.
Henry: “What’s your favorite president?”
Zach: “Aberham Lincoln of course!”
Henry “okay you don’t need to yell.”
by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020
mugGet the Aberham Lincolnmug.

Tapeworm

no
tapeworm bad
by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020
mugGet the Tapewormmug.

die

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020
mugGet the diemug.

Kpop?

“Kpop? More like Kpoop.”
-Medic, Medic
by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020
mugGet the Kpop?mug.

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS

COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA
(See Country roads for full song)
by LongJohnJohn October 7, 2020
mugGet the COUNTRY ROAAAAAADSmug.

school is cool

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this
Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*
by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020
mugGet the school is coolmug.

Truck Fuck

not for commie spies
Truck Fuck was a television series that premiered in the popular television show Team Neighborhood (i think).
by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020
mugGet the Truck Fuckmug.

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