LongJohnJohn's definitions

Kpop?

More like Kpoop

“Kpop? More like Kpoop.”
-Medic, Medic

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

Cliff

Cliffs are great for viewing and for jumping off of. That’s it, nothing else.

Cliff fun haha

by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020

georg washingmachine

Our 0th president and leader of the washingmachine confederate army

Guy 1: “Who’s your favorite president?”
Guy 7843877834578578: “georg washingmachine of course!”

by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020

wololololo

The phrase the legendary Henry Stickmin says to convert someone

Henry: “W-w-wait, *clears throat* wololololo.”
Guard 1: “Narwini”

by LongJohnJohn September 14, 2020

NICE CAR, ETHAN

A phrase that is said by Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7 to Ethan when Jack ‘hijacks’ the car Ethan tried to kill him with

NICE CAR, ETHAN

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.

You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

Abrham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln was arguably one of the best presidents we had. He led the Union (blue) into battle versus the Confederates (Grey/White) and won, Thus ending slavery. Not only that, He also made America a great nation.

Abrham Lincoln was a intentional typo so that the “This definition has already been taken!” bs. I mean honestly, Why the hell is there a sexual move that’s called Aberham Lincoln? Just what the fuck.

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020