LongJohnJohn's definitions

The Cosby

Looking up totally random and fake sex definitions on Urban Dictionary.

G1: “I’m gonna do The Cosby.”
G2: “I hear that’s a great way to get disowned by your parents.”

by LongJohnJohn October 20, 2020

georg washingmachine

Our 0th president and leader of the washingmachine confederate army

Guy 1: “Who’s your favorite president?”
Guy 7843877834578578: “georg washingmachine of course!”

by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020

Truck Fuck

not for commie spies

Truck Fuck was a television series that premiered in the popular television show Team Neighborhood (i think).

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

say peanuts without the t

Mainly a discord joke

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”

by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020

McDienalds

McDienalds is what McDonalds should be renamed. Listen, Everyone dies, But they speed up the process

McDienalds campaign: “Everyone dies! We just speed up the process a bit!”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

George Boole

As a self-taught Irish mathematician, logician, and philosopher that spent time as the first professor of mathematics at Queen’s Collage, Cork. He invented the Boolean logic, which later became the Boolean algebra. He Is also known for his book, The Laws of Thought (1854), which contains Boolean algebra
Born: Nov. 2, 1815
Died: Dec. 8, 1864
Boolean logic is credited with laying the foundations for the Information Age.

Guy: “Hey, Do you know who George Boole was?”
Other guy: “bruh”

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020