LongJohnJohn's definitions

Aberham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln is the 14th (i think) president of this supposedly great nation of ours called America, He lead the Union (blue uniforms) versus the Confederates (White/Grey) and won, Thus ending slavery. He was MOST LIKELY the best president America has had. Not only that, he made America great.

Henry: “What’s your favorite president?”
Zach: “Aberham Lincoln of course!”
Henry “okay you don’t need to yell.”

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

cringe as hell

When one’s reaction is so cringe that they must react with this phrase

TikTok is cringe as hell

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

F.U.B.A.R

Fucked up Beyond Repair/Recognition

Urban Dicktionary is F.U.B.A.R

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

school is cool

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this

Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

dump his ass

do it

dump his ass

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

No Yankee wit brim

The ultimate Yankee, Whoever owns this shows supreme dominance over the plebeians.

Zach: “I heard Chad owns the No Yankee wit brim.”
Jack: “Wow, Really?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020