LongJohnJohn's definitions

georg washingmachine

Our 0th president and leader of the washingmachine confederate army

Guy 1: “Who’s your favorite president?”
Guy 7843877834578578: “georg washingmachine of course!”

by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020

The Cosby

Looking up totally random and fake sex definitions on Urban Dictionary.

G1: “I’m gonna do The Cosby.”
G2: “I hear that’s a great way to get disowned by your parents.”

by LongJohnJohn October 20, 2020

Pen

1. Writing utensil
2. Abbreviation for penitentiary
3. A type of electronic cigarette

1. “Ay can i borrow your pen please?”
“Sure thing bro.”
2. “Hell no i ain’t going back to the pen again.”
3. “Ayo bruh gimme that pen.”

by LongJohnJohn October 8, 2020

George Boole

As a self-taught Irish mathematician, logician, and philosopher that spent time as the first professor of mathematics at Queen’s Collage, Cork. He invented the Boolean logic, which later became the Boolean algebra. He Is also known for his book, The Laws of Thought (1854), which contains Boolean algebra
Born: Nov. 2, 1815
Died: Dec. 8, 1864
Boolean logic is credited with laying the foundations for the Information Age.

Guy: “Hey, Do you know who George Boole was?”
Other guy: “bruh”

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

The

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by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

F.U.B.A.R

Fucked up Beyond Repair/Recognition

Urban Dicktionary is F.U.B.A.R

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020