Definitions by LongJohnJohn

Aberham Lincoln 

Aberham Lincoln is the 14th (i think) president of this supposedly great nation of ours called America, He lead the Union (blue uniforms) versus the Confederates (White/Grey) and won, Thus ending slavery. He was MOST LIKELY the best president America has had. Not only that, he made America great.

Henry: “What’s your favorite president?”
Zach: “Aberham Lincoln of course!”
Henry “okay you don’t need to yell.”

Aberham Lincoln by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

cringe as hell 

When one’s reaction is so cringe that they must react with this phrase

TikTok is cringe as hell

cringe as hell by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

F.U.B.A.R

Fucked up Beyond Repair/Recognition

Urban Dicktionary is F.U.B.A.R

F.U.B.A.R by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

school is cool 

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this

Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*

school is cool by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

dump his ass 

do it

dump his ass

dump his ass by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

wait this isn't google 

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

wait this isn't google by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

No Yankee wit brim 

The ultimate Yankee, Whoever owns this shows supreme dominance over the plebeians.

Zach: “I heard Chad owns the No Yankee wit brim.”
Jack: “Wow, Really?”

No Yankee wit brim by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020