Definitions by Little Pie02

Pokey 

When your boyfriend gets too touchy.

He was too pokey last night so I dumped his sorry butt.

Pokey by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Flabberghastical 

When your girlfriend is so fat you lose track of your arms and legs.

That lady was flabberghastical because she ate too much McDonalds's.

Flabberghastical by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Q-tip 

A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.

He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.

Q-tip by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Wetmarting 

Wetting your pants as you exit Walmart after robbing it.

He Wetmarting after he stole the whole stock of Nutella so I took a slow-mo.

Wetmarting by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Smoochkong 

A sexy monkey who can work a speedo.

I had a fabulous time with that smoochkong I just met in the forest.

Smoochkong by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

orange beescuet 

A sexy naked Sasquatch with a big dick.

The orange beescuet was very handsome running around town.

orange beescuet by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Nipple 

The tip of a strawberry.

My boyfriend bit that nipple hard.

Nipple by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017