Lisa's definitions

smock

1) ething you wear in an art class to prevent your ensamble from getting ruined
2) something you wear while having mad sex to prevent your ensamle from getting unknown bodily fluids all over it

dont worry sarah, this sock will prevent kevina from getting jiz on your new socks

by lisa November 12, 2002

retail whore

a retail whore is someone that sells overpriced consumer goods to an ungrateful public of consumer-bots while at the same time forcing themselves to keep smiling so that the same asshole customers come back and buy more stuff they don't need so that the hourly employee can barely pay rent while managers get vacations.

After three years at the GAP with only a fifteen cent raise, Gabby realized she was a retail whore.

by Lisa May 11, 2004

poon

1) a cute and somewhat scrumptious object of affection
2) something you may mumble while sitting near a poon

theo is a huggable poon

by lisa November 11, 2002

emotional tsunami

emotional tsunami: when a person that you were is a serious relationship keeps coming into your life full force trying to rekindle...then leaves just as quickly.... then repeats

Carol and Rob were together for a year, when they broke up Rob kept coming back emotionally tsunaming Carol for full year after that......

Or:

Carol finally realized she was being emotinally tsunamied and never spoke to Rob again...

by Lisa January 12, 2005

melm

The coolest thing ever. You cannot even compare to its coolness.

Melm!!

by Lisa July 3, 2003

duck egg

nothing; use with aim

~yo
~hey ya
~sup
~duck egg. u?
~lol

by lisa February 21, 2004

pookie

1) a wee sized toot (fartette)
2) garfield's teddy bear

oops! there goes another pookie

by lisa November 12, 2002