Lisa's definitions

poon

1) a cute and somewhat scrumptious object of affection
2) something you may mumble while sitting near a poon

theo is a huggable poon

by lisa November 11, 2002

a der

expression showing the idiotic obviousness of a fact

the smurfs are blue
a der!!!!

by lisa June 10, 2006

prudence

1)what you may call a lass who seems to be slightly on the prude side
2)an unfortunate child with this exact name

'yo im gonna do the corkscrew with prudence tomorrow' - person #1
'yo, shit really? prudence...isn't she a bit..pruuude'

by lisa November 12, 2002

chimichaunga

What Emily orders at the Mexican restaurant.

Emily: I think I'm going to get a chimichaunga &ricew/cheese.

by Lisa February 16, 2004

retail whore

a retail whore is someone that sells overpriced consumer goods to an ungrateful public of consumer-bots while at the same time forcing themselves to keep smiling so that the same asshole customers come back and buy more stuff they don't need so that the hourly employee can barely pay rent while managers get vacations.

After three years at the GAP with only a fifteen cent raise, Gabby realized she was a retail whore.

by Lisa May 11, 2004

bert mccracken

I met him and got to hug him. And he definately is one of the coolest people I have ever met!

funny, sexy, hot

by Lisa November 14, 2003

emotional tsunami

emotional tsunami: when a person that you were is a serious relationship keeps coming into your life full force trying to rekindle...then leaves just as quickly.... then repeats

Carol and Rob were together for a year, when they broke up Rob kept coming back emotionally tsunaming Carol for full year after that......

Or:

Carol finally realized she was being emotinally tsunamied and never spoke to Rob again...

by Lisa January 12, 2005