Lisa's definitions

lard ass

A fat person

That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.

by Lisa November 7, 2003

metrosexual

A man who has tendencies of a woman. Takes care of his appearance and loves to go shopping. Has more girl friends than guy friends. Very independent and really doesn't need a girl to be happy because he is already happy with himself.

my friend brett morgan is veeeerry metro.

by Lisa January 29, 2005

cheerleader

a homosexual male who hangs around with girl-cliques...

I asked him to play football with us, but he went along with lisa and the girls... off to the mall... yeah, he's the cheerleader!

by Lisa June 15, 2003

Lent

A Christian/Catholic holiday in which you give up something such as candy, cracking your knuckles, etc.

She gave up sweets and fried food for Lent.

by Lisa February 28, 2004

crankbait

Extremely cool person who rules the office world.

Please see: farquad / noonie.

Hey crankbait, good job at the office today!

by Lisa February 28, 2005

kneecola

major dyke on a bike!!!

hey kneecola, lets go for a bike ride and hold hands, like dykes on bikes

by Lisa February 26, 2004

custy

1. Used to describe a layer of crust that forms on a girl's cunt when she doesn't wash herself in a long time.
2. Describes something completely filthy, disgusting, dirty.
3. Describes a girl that doesn't wash herself.

"That girl is custy, just look at her, she never bathes."
"This gym floor is custy, I'd never walk barefoot on it!"

by Lisa May 20, 2004