Lisa's definitions

poon

1) a cute and somewhat scrumptious object of affection
2) something you may mumble while sitting near a poon

theo is a huggable poon

by lisa November 11, 2002

retail whore

a retail whore is someone that sells overpriced consumer goods to an ungrateful public of consumer-bots while at the same time forcing themselves to keep smiling so that the same asshole customers come back and buy more stuff they don't need so that the hourly employee can barely pay rent while managers get vacations.

After three years at the GAP with only a fifteen cent raise, Gabby realized she was a retail whore.

by Lisa May 11, 2004

candy ass

A Sissy

That candy ass over there is going to get his ass kicked

by Lisa November 7, 2003

gangbanger

A group of people who rapes a single person at once.

The girl was raped in a gang banging situation, four men on her.

by Lisa June 8, 2004

Disastrophy

Worse than both a disaster and a catastrophy

Meeting my in-laws for the first time was an absolute disastrophy.

by Lisa November 29, 2002

frankie chiavaroli

the sexiest man to ever exist; known to make the girls go crazy..goes to the unknown school of Widener University but soon transferring to the best school ever --> FSU!

nickname is lovey .....

by Lisa January 25, 2005

whiffer

a smelly person

god that girl stinks, wot a whiffer

by lisa February 4, 2004