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poon

1) a cute and somewhat scrumptious object of affection
2) something you may mumble while sitting near a poon
theo is a huggable poon
by lisa November 11, 2002
mugGet the poonmug.

retail whore

a retail whore is someone that sells overpriced consumer goods to an ungrateful public of consumer-bots while at the same time forcing themselves to keep smiling so that the same asshole customers come back and buy more stuff they don't need so that the hourly employee can barely pay rent while managers get vacations.
After three years at the GAP with only a fifteen cent raise, Gabby realized she was a retail whore.
by Lisa May 11, 2004
mugGet the retail whoremug.

candy ass

That candy ass over there is going to get his ass kicked
by Lisa November 7, 2003
mugGet the candy assmug.

gangbanger

A group of people who rapes a single person at once.
The girl was raped in a gang banging situation, four men on her.
by Lisa June 8, 2004
mugGet the gangbangermug.

Disastrophy

Worse than both a disaster and a catastrophy
Meeting my in-laws for the first time was an absolute disastrophy.
by Lisa November 29, 2002
mugGet the Disastrophymug.

frankie chiavaroli

the sexiest man to ever exist; known to make the girls go crazy..goes to the unknown school of Widener University but soon transferring to the best school ever --> FSU!
nickname is lovey .....
by Lisa January 25, 2005
mugGet the frankie chiavarolimug.

whiffer

god that girl stinks, wot a whiffer
by lisa February 4, 2004
mugGet the whiffermug.

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