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Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult
"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"
by Link December 8, 2004
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cum

Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.
"I'm gonna cum", exlaimed Steve, as he 'burped the worm' in Sandra's face
by Link January 21, 2005
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Peanut Butter Jelly

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!x
IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! x
by Link June 26, 2004
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Stink Finger

This is gained when a chosen number of fingers are inserted into the vagina belonging to a Skank

To obtain an even worse case of stink finger: Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and the 'pinky' finger is inserted into the anus
'Two in the goo and one in the poo'
by Link December 10, 2004
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Trojan

A make of condom or shealth used to prevent the transition of semen from a man to a woman, man or animal.
"Yeah mate, I whacked on the ol' Trojan and did her in the batty"
by Link December 8, 2004
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Axion

The elite counter-strike clan found in #axion-team who has that 1337 haxor simple who pwns them bones.
"Yo son we played Axion today and they whipped the shit out of us 20-4" - citn -:- BuDDaH
by link May 27, 2003
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biatch

How idiots spell bee-atch or bee-otch.
by Link May 2, 2004
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