Definitions by lindy

huggins 

To incredibly disappoint someone out of the blue, when they were not expecting it.
One who betrays one's cause, or trust, especially one who commits treason.

Guy 1: Sorry I didn't get the keg in time, I fell asleep and when I woke up the place was closed.
Guy 2: how are we going to have a fucking party now with no beer? Way to let everyone down huggins.

K-state alum 1: Hey, I saw you on TV at the KU game in all red and blue what the fuck were you doing huggins?
K-state alum 2: well, you know my girlfriend went to KU.
k-state alum 1: I dont fucking care you huggins bastard.

huggins by lindy December 24, 2008

spread eagle beating 

Violent but pleasurable sex

Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?

spread eagle beating by Lindy December 15, 2008

knowbuddy 

You cannot have an argument with them because they are always right, no matter what. They pretend to know everything about anything. It annoys the piss out of everyone that is friends with him or her. Most of the time they are not correct. They are a knowbuddy.

Dude – what the hell was Jamie talking about?

I don’t know, she is such a knowbuddy, always talking out her ass and trying to look intelligent.

knowbuddy by Lindy January 29, 2008

herpesyphilaids 

A deadly trifecta of the most horrible and common STD’s. Notorious for causing discomfort while urinating, sores or lesions on the male or female genitals and inability to fight off infection.

pronounced - herpe-syphil-aids

Girl 1: Trent might be hot but he is a man whore, I hear he has herpesyphilaids.
Girl 2: Damn, nevermind.

I just got tested for the first time and came back clean; I can't believe don't have herpesyphilaids after college.

herpesyphilaids by lindy September 22, 2007

Rape Me ATM's

ATMs with outrageous fees. Usually worse at an events such as a concerts or games.

Dude - will you stop somewhere I need to get cash before the concert.

They have ATMS at the concert.

Yeah - but they're rape me ATM's.

Rape Me ATM's by lindy September 3, 2007

deodorant dingleberrys 

When you use too much deoderant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.

I thought lacy was hot until she put her arms over her head and I saw her deodorant dingleberrys.

deodorant dingleberrys by Lindy June 1, 2006

reverse Dutch oven 

When you are laying in bed and your significant other releases a gas from their anus trying to trap you under the covers, you (if you are stronger or sneaky) then reverse it so your partner is caught in the atmosphere of his/her own stink.

scott tried to trap me in a dutch oven last night but I reversed it and he had to smell is own fart for once, giving him a reverse dutch oven.

reverse Dutch oven by lindy May 23, 2006