unisexual

Person who only "does" themself.
"She's not bisexual or heterosexual. She only does herself which makes her unisexual".
by Linda August 17, 2006
Get the unisexual mug.

Rojewski

A manchild of Polish descent who marrys a woman 15 years older than him for her money. Gets fired from 10 minimum wage jobs a year. Displays pride in his rotten, garbage filled rusted blue car. Is Extremely stupid, cheap, a liar, and whiney baby. One would have a better conversation with a rock, than with a Rojewski. Cheats on his Ruth 24/7...not a true Rojewski, but just as dumb, allowing herself to be used.

A "man" who's family are the original characters portayed in all Polish jokes past and present.
Waitress 1: "Hey, that wanky Polack ran out, without paying!!! effing Turd!!!"
Waitress 2: Oh, man! I do believe you've been Rojewski'd!!!


A Little ditty, sung in the tune of Squarebob Spongepants:
"Who would live in a Pineapple if it was freeeee?...Spongejim Rojewsssskkkkiiii...!!!"
"Who's stupid, cheap and has ADD..? Spongejim Rojewwwwwssskkkiiii."
by linda April 30, 2005
Get the Rojewski mug.

chat tampons

started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.
topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
sex
masturbating
sex
sex
PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.
by linda April 04, 2005
Get the chat tampons mug.

ritch

Celibate man who offered to cook me a dinner then cancelled.
"Are we doing it tonight?" " Not tonight love I'm Ritch"
by Linda February 18, 2004
Get the ritch mug.

ThomShank

That movie was so "ThomShank."
by Linda February 18, 2004
Get the ThomShank mug.

chocolate french

a french kiss with the added delight of chocolate =P
Britney: with a taste of your lips im on a ride... your choclit tongue slipping under...
by Linda August 23, 2004
Get the chocolate french mug.

caitie

the best friend a girl can ask for. is really talented in art. always makes you laugh. she is also very strange. is in love with maester seymour.
my best friend's name is caitie.
by linda March 05, 2005
Get the caitie mug.